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newmessage.bsky.social
The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist. https://youtube.com/@NewMessage
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Well, if yer the guy dreaming us all into existence, then do us a favor and wake the hell up!
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OMG that's 'naked bridge guy'! I remember him!
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If you substitute carrot cake, it's easy to work into your routine.
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Forbidden Fleshlight
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Whoever it is should call him to account for the crimes he committed against the proud people of the Crunchberry Islands!
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This is exactly what I expect to happen right before the Hellmouth opens, and we finally get where we've been going the last few years.
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A snail doing Lyft for insects is an Adult Swim show I'd watch all night long.
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At least 11 minutes. Don't come on too strong.
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🎶Is he strong? Listen, bud... He's got red fluorescent blood!🎶
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🎶Is he strong? Listen bud.. he's got red fluorescent blood!🎶
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecxQ...
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It turns into "I'm still young, OW! My hip!" sooner than you think.