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Award winning filmmaker, photographer, sink enthusiast, Friend of DeSoto, trivia connoisseur
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[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 65 days ago • 232 comments

Joey Gallo is talking about becoming a pitcher after the White Sox cut him. All I can imagine now is a Yankees redemption arc in which he comes to the Bronx and helps fill the hole left by Cole taking the year off for Tommy John. Dude’s definitely got an arm. I say it’s worth revisiting Gallo 😁

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One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

I think love transcends severance

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submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

Happy 3/11 Day, whoa-oh

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

New Gaga is pretty dope

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you didn’t like this week’s Severance, I’m sorry but you’re just dumb and not smart like me. Unlike you, I *get* it and that’s just how it goes. Enjoy all episodes equally

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Kieran Culkin winning that Oscar is nice and all but I doubt I can afford to see Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway now

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

YOOOOOOOOO

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I love posting Severance memes but also hate having to be kind of careful that I don’t suddenly post something so mask off that I get a visit from my pals in the HR department

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Playing cards by myself, making numbers go up

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I HATE the how the Wordle Bot gaslights you. "Yeah, you picked a word that narrowed it down to one solution, but it was just luck though. It's not like you're good at this or anything."

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

If Elon wanted me to email him to tell him what I did last week I’d just reply “your mom”

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck SEPARATE PHOTO INSERTS SPACED OUT THROUGH NONFICTION BOOKS All my homies hate SEPARATE PHOTO INSERTS SPACED OUT THROUGH NONFICTION BOOKS *This post was made by 10 Pages of Photos in the Middle of the Book Gang*

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Mr. Evrart is helping me find a reason to live

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“Hibachi wand”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

When you have to do the sharp back up turn/sharp forward turn/backup etc snow maneuver in one of these things does the asshole inside have to keep fucking around on a touchscreen the whole time for FWD/REV?

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

Here’s the pilot that landed that plane in Toronto

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, well, uh, maybe he should’ve called it, uh, the Gulf of Covfefe

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Kelce has looked like he’s worried that Taylor will dump him all night

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

“Let’s see, what does Mahomes have left?” *gets absolutely lit up and fumbles the ball*

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Drake has passed away

submitted 37 days ago • 10 comments

That ruled

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t seen a good Super Bowl ad in about 25 years

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Seal, baby, what are you doing

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Willem Dafoe and Catherine O’Hara dig your vibe

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

happy super bowl to all

submitted 37 days ago • 29 comments

Tom Cruise is turning into Neil Breen

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

By jingo, buy America *funky bassline*

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The NFL is trying to turn Jon Hamm and Bradley Cooper against each other

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Very high quality guitar solo here

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

good. We’re acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Canada fought Nazis sooner then we did in world war 2 not that that’s relevant in any way

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

Press three for LEMON PFEIFFERS

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Hi Michael

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submitted 48 days ago • 21 comments

I love jazz because you can hear some really funky instrumental and want it to become your personal theme song so you Shazam it and it’s called “Salisbury Steak” or some shit

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up in the middle of the night last week, typed these words into my notes, and went back to sleep

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Jimbo hot

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submitted 56 days ago • 26 comments

democrats: oh my goodness. can he DO that? democrats: (continue to let him do that) democrats: he just DID that. give us $100

submitted 57 days ago • 29 comments

Here’s something that’s bugged me for like, 20 years. Shouldn’t Destro’s mask essentially be Dr. Doom’s? Never mind the old cartoon, in comics and stuff, Destro’s mask moves with his mouth and eyebrows and such, but in reality it would be like Doom’s, wouldn’t it?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments