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Now THIS is a Philadelphia baseball stat

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

this speaks a bit to my argument about leaving twitter. it's not about ideological purity, it is about the fact that it's been turned into a political weapon for people who wish to use it to harm others. it's not the marketplace of ideas - you do not have to participate in this project! very simple!

submitted 20 hours ago • 75 comments

A+ redaction game here by DOJ in complaint against SEIU leader David Huerta. I guess when you're racing to file bullshit, mistakes get made. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25... (via @meghanncuniff.bsky.social)

submitted 19 hours ago • 34 comments

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

submitted 19 hours ago • 50 comments

When you are *this* stupid. 🫩

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

This story is horrifying. Scammers got people to pay thousands of dollars to hire a fake lawyer. To keep the scam going and keep the money flowing, the scammers also set up fake USCIS appointments, fake ICE check-ins, and fake court hearings. Worse, they told one guy to skip his real court hearing.

submitted 18 hours ago • 27 comments

i'll say this about trump: i don't think he could operate an air fryer and it'd be very funny to watch him try

submitted 18 hours ago • 55 comments

Several arrests now.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

A million times this. No one in the street is reading your posts. Journalists and also government officials MIGHT be, and what we need you to hear right now is the CLEAR message that people across the board stand with the protesters and against Trumpian overreach.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i see you know antifa pikachu but have you ever met ICE out of LA labubu

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

The Mister is winding down his day and we have discussed cat nipples. Cats do not have a fixed number of them. They can have between four and ten nipples. Today I confirmed Patrice has six. We think Iggy has eight but it needs to be reconfirmed. Feel free to count your cat's nipples and share!

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Gonna be a Jersey tomato sandwich summer...

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Last night I was craving shitty movies. I rolled over to MST3K and watched Laserblast which, inexplicably, had Roddy McDowell in it. Not on par with Cavedwellers (never again) but it was quite bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A spoiler/teaser perhaps + me being ignorant definitely, but one of my favorite parts of the WUTANG Final Chamber show was the part dedicated to ODB. This as well as vocals done by ODB in other vignettes were done by his son YDB: Young Dirty Bastard. 10/10 🏆

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This reminds me of the time my parents and I went to Jamaica when I was 16 years old and they inexplicably signed off on me to go parasailing. I did it too. But not as stylish as this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

👏👏👏

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👏👏👏

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Shameful. This guy is so earnest and patient in describing what happened—something truly un-American. I hope his girlfriend and the family behind them are okay.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Meet the Mister's man crush (from Baltimore). He gave the full rundown of what is what. The shoes are "spectators" or "aldens"are from Allen Edmonds.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This is real. He deleted it

submitted 1 day ago • 68 comments

Maxine Waters is at the federal detention center in Downtown L.A. She tried to gain access to the building to talk to someone in command but was denied. Says the crowds should “grow and grow and grow” until Trump reverses course on the unnecessary deployment of National Guard.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

He's a rootin' and a tootin' 🤠

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submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

When you are such a shitheel that this craven, opportunistic creep wants to distance himself from you...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments