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Did ICE call in a fake emergency to the FDNY to give cover to a van leaving full of immigrants? They've done it before and looks like they've done it again. @hellgatenyc.com with the scoop. hellgatenyc.com/fdny-ice-hea...

submitted 3 hours ago • 60 comments

100% legit house panther. If you don't have one, you're missing out.

submitted 29 minutes ago • 0 comments

This seems flatly indistinguishable from having them perform ordinary law-enforcement functions, which is (wait for it) illegal. Absent an invocation of the Insurrection Act, military cannot enforce domestic law against civilians.

submitted 40 minutes ago • 8 comments

Just got connected with someone suing a slumlord I had in Greenpoint ages ago. This is gonna be fun.

submitted 37 minutes ago • 0 comments

Hey West Virginia, so you know how some of your woods have that place where the light doesn't go? (Not shade, it's inexplicably pitch black not the dimmed light of shade) What's in there? I am not going to check. Send a horror movie white (maybe a hipster?) & have them report back.

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

Oh, has a new Battlestar Galactica series started?

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

👀

submitted 3 hours ago • 387 comments

The far right mega-influencers marching in lockstep.Using the LA protests to drive one message, repeated nearly verbatim: "time to ban all third world immigration, legal or illegal." This is what a disciplined, ethnonationalist propaganda campaign looks like.

submitted 6 hours ago • 42 comments

íRemember when Trump wanted people to inject bleach to stop COVID and some people insisted that wasn’t what he meant? His HHS is moving that forward.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm starting to believe that this result will be determined by turnout, and I give you my blood oath that the Cuomo-rankers in my UWS neighborhood who "liked his father" and have voted in every primary since 1948 will show up to vote. So young(er) people, PLEASE: Do your thing and nullify them!

submitted 5 hours ago • 15 comments

Talk to the hand

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

My friend in DTLA said nothing was out of hand and as of this AM a grand total of 100 people were arrested. That's 1.3 mil a head methinks. 🤔

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

New from 404 Media: Delta, United, American etc don't want you to know they sold your flight data to DHS. The country's airlines sell bulk names and flight itineraries to DHS to be searched without a warrant. Contract tells DHS to not reveal where this data came from www.404media.co/airlines-don...

submitted 7 hours ago • 53 comments

Now THIS is a Philadelphia baseball stat

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

this speaks a bit to my argument about leaving twitter. it's not about ideological purity, it is about the fact that it's been turned into a political weapon for people who wish to use it to harm others. it's not the marketplace of ideas - you do not have to participate in this project! very simple!

submitted 1 day ago • 79 comments

A+ redaction game here by DOJ in complaint against SEIU leader David Huerta. I guess when you're racing to file bullshit, mistakes get made. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25... (via @meghanncuniff.bsky.social)

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

When you are *this* stupid. 🫩

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

This story is horrifying. Scammers got people to pay thousands of dollars to hire a fake lawyer. To keep the scam going and keep the money flowing, the scammers also set up fake USCIS appointments, fake ICE check-ins, and fake court hearings. Worse, they told one guy to skip his real court hearing.

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

i'll say this about trump: i don't think he could operate an air fryer and it'd be very funny to watch him try

submitted 23 hours ago • 56 comments

Several arrests now.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

A million times this. No one in the street is reading your posts. Journalists and also government officials MIGHT be, and what we need you to hear right now is the CLEAR message that people across the board stand with the protesters and against Trumpian overreach.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i see you know antifa pikachu but have you ever met ICE out of LA labubu

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

The Mister is winding down his day and we have discussed cat nipples. Cats do not have a fixed number of them. They can have between four and ten nipples. Today I confirmed Patrice has six. We think Iggy has eight but it needs to be reconfirmed. Feel free to count your cat's nipples and share!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Gonna be a Jersey tomato sandwich summer...

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Last night I was craving shitty movies. I rolled over to MST3K and watched Laserblast which, inexplicably, had Roddy McDowell in it. Not on par with Cavedwellers (never again) but it was quite bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A spoiler/teaser perhaps + me being ignorant definitely, but one of my favorite parts of the WUTANG Final Chamber show was the part dedicated to ODB. This as well as vocals done by ODB in other vignettes were done by his son YDB: Young Dirty Bastard. 10/10 🏆

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This reminds me of the time my parents and I went to Jamaica when I was 16 years old and they inexplicably signed off on me to go parasailing. I did it too. But not as stylish as this.

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