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writer, yearner first and foremost etc wanna go grab a bagel ? (doodles in the new yorker and mcsweeneys) https://bobaqueen.substack.com/
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wish this was me

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i was the happiest shitposting on twitter in 2015

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

For those of you who want to help, here are some local Altadena organizations who were impacted. These are all groups I have worked with personally and can vouch for the good work they do. Thread. #EatonFire

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

muffin and her mini muffin

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Mister Rogers never misses

submitted 56 days ago • 169 comments

Popeye:

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

we cannot wait to log off

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

wrote about the lovable, huggable, memeable, legendary Snoopy people.com/why-snoopy-i...

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Ask your doctor if waking up is right for you

submitted 626 days ago • 5 comments

have perfected doing my makeup en transit within two stops, i am the most powerful woman in new york

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

me at home knowing Santacon is happening out there

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

submitted 77 days ago • 38 comments

"But 'if we don’t cook, we don’t eat,' says Almadhoun. After all, there is no retreating from where you live. 'That’s the beauty and the resilience of soup kitchens that come from the community, versus the one that has people on the payroll.'" www.eater.com/24318675/gaz...

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

10 days with my boyfriend and now we have to go back to living apart, what do you mean i'm shaking and throwing up

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

do you ever tear up because life is so sweet

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

i wish i could text my dog

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Everything I’ve learned about Pete Hegseth has been been horrifying and against my will

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

i am beautiful and so sleepy

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

just checked into hotel and detroit lions football player unloading and staying at same place looked into our car while i look like this

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

submitted 89 days ago • 515 comments

what happened this weekend digestiveally cannot happen again

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

sister and i both pooping in target on opposite ends of bathroom, child comments "omg WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE" hot girls digesting copious amounts meat and cheese eaten in these quantities only once a year, small ignorant child

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

holiday pom-poms from the groomers 🥲

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

DIVA DOWN

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

can nara smith butcher a 15lb bird??? trad wife my ass

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

acclimating generational wealth (hoarding heritage eddie bauer, ll bean and saint james pieces)

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

resident evil? no thanks. where is resident kind

submitted 93 days ago • 39 comments

boyfriend cut his perfect hair short for wedding and is now clean shaven, no stubble no mustache

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

no avocado toasts or houses for our generation !

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

god forbid i act a little evil and stupid

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

they should invent a me but without low iron count

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

my dog has hot girl IBS does anyone know how to cure or am i perpetually cursed with bouts of 3am runs and a lifetime of canned pumpkin??

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments