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you inexplicably dried my grapes. please explain your raisining.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

Hey #GameDevs, does anyone make games designed especially for the visually impaired, or do you try to make games that are accessible to the visually impaired?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Why doesn't Michael McIntyre ever get comedians to do the unexpected star of the show bit?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

He's right, let's give Zelensky back the nuclear weapons they got conned out of. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn... Trump says Starmer and Macron have done nothing to end Ukraine war ahead of leaders' visits - BBC News

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The hardest part of a Greek divorce is glueing all the plates back together.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Ok, U.K. leg of book tour/launch is winding down from fever hectic to moderately hectic. Podcasters, booktubers, fantasy and sci fi and culture nerds, please have me on your stuff! Contact form is on my website at Alice Fraser dot com, or DM me.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

People are taking the escalator from womenswear to homewear like it’s going out of fashion.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My stand-up special is now 48 viewers off the completely arbitrary milestone of 12,000 viewers. If you and 47 of your closest friends/enemies want to help hit this target I hadn’t even thought about before I logged into YouTube a minute ago, you can do so here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bpp...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Google, I always want to open that YouTube video on YouTube, thanks.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

2 out of 3 ain't bad. #showerthoughts #beachbody #beachbod #dadbod

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Whoever wrote this should claim credit.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Leicester Comedy Festival! I am doing my final performance of my critically acclaimed show on Saturday 22nd. Book your free tickets now to guarantee a seat, or just arrive at the venue early. And I mean early. My boyfriend couldn't even get a seat yesterday.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Who thought to call it toxic masculinity rather than insane in the men brain?

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate

submitted 7 days ago • 162 comments

#blueskyartshow #monochrome Pencil & charcoal drawing :)

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

👇🏻👇🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 778 comments

Ditto for remakes that are already perfect.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Nate Ford voice we're gonna steal Saint Valentine walks offscreen

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

You can adjust the aroma of any air freshener by doing some jiggery potpourri.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

submitted 8 days ago • 273 comments

Sometimes I wish I had "math genius" type of autism instead of "I really like this song, so I will listen to it on repeat for the next 3 hours"

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

An unlikely detective duo that I'm going to need to happen.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

We are only our own worst enemy if we choose to make it so.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

URGENT. Any pals in Leicester? There is a space for my panel show WHAT'S IN THE BOX? at LCB Depot, 1.25pm. Message me for details! If you know any comics who are up in Leicester for the festival, do tag them!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

[First day working in an optometrists] Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that. Optometrist: Can I see you in my office? Me: nudges customer I would hope so lol

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 9 days ago • 791 comments

Tonight A Passion For Passion will be in Brighton! Please come along to see the show, if you’re in Brighton and would like to see the show. www.komedia.co.uk/shows/alice-...

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

submitted 13 days ago • 711 comments

Justice is what people want to happen to other people, never them.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Upset to learn I will never be a romance hero according to the brilliant @alicefraser.bsky.social Enjoying the book so far though. On the bright side, I can skip the gym tomorrow.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments