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dipshit extraordinaire cis/het but not in a weird way If you think I'm an asshole that probably means you're an asshole.
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The worst part about all of this is that they're convinced they're only hurting poor people and that makes it good

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Your company would function better without a CEO

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

giving my boo a hand-job in church today. cuz it’s Palm Sunday 😘

submitted 22 hours ago • 16 comments

3 different times yesterday I picked her up and carried her across puddles.

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Love is dangerous but it does make me horny

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I'll see you at the beginning, friend.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The Taking of Pelham Twenty Five or Six to Four

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

It's a temporal pincer movement

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

the score to this movie fucks like crazy

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

I don't see a good reason NOT to watch Tenet again right now

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

The Terminanal

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

OK I did fuck up one thing. When I was trying to take a selfie while we were laying on a blanket in the woods with her head on my chest (very cute!) I dropped my phone right on her fucking face. Amazing day otherwise.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

There coming across the border! I just saw a Tim Hortons in Edgewater NJ

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I would have been a great hysteria doctor

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Just a relentlessly good day

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

She's sending me pics of the food she made for our picnic like they're nudes 🥰

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Describes exactly what is happening and calls it hyperbole. What a mind on this guy.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments