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I'm a literate marmot disguised as a ferret. Don't judge me! I'm the one leading the nihilists, not the other way around.
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Shohei Ohtani mocking Lourdes Gurriel Jr.'s celebration last night

☠️ The son of the deputy head of the American CIA fought on the side of Russia against Ukraine, who signed a contract with the Russian army and later died, - Militarnyi ❗️This is 21-year-old Michael Gloss - the son of the CIA's deputy director for digital innovation Juliane Gallina Gloss.

🤯🚗 In Russia, a car literally split in two (!) and continued to flee from the police.

I need a pick me up just like this Russian turret! ☕️🔥 Classic! Wait for the turret! Archive March 2023

One of the Russian assaults in the Pokrovskyi District using what appear to be Chinese golf carts in which all eight vehicles carrying Storm-Z meat hit mines. #OSINT

1/ Russian commanders are robbing and deliberately killing their men, forcing female subordinates into sex and engaging in corruption with impunity, due to attitudes in the Russian army that a Russian commentator says are unchanged since the 19th century. ⬇️

I see several things happening in Ukraine right now: 1: Ukraine has pivoted to a drone based defense. Most of the gains you see Russia making right now are coming as a result of one of two things. A: Inferior Ukrainian drone units or B: Overwhelming Numerical Superiority.

“Trump wants to get rid of DEI,” Kareem Abdul-Jabbar said on Tuesday while speaking at the Dodgers’ celebration of Jackie Robinson. “And I think it’s just a ruse to discriminate." www.nytimes.com/athletic/628...

Before press came in — but while live feed was running on Bukele’s feed — Trump said to him: “home-growns are next. … You’re gonna need to build about 5 more places.” x.com/nayibbukele/...

The Dodgers are officially the symbol of the anti-oligarchy movement. Ignore any other incidents from earlier this week.

Miguel Rojas imitates Landon Knack on the mound.

Miguel Rojas imitates Yoshinobu Yamamoto on the mound.

Miguel Rojas imitates Clayton Kershaw on the mound.

Miguel Rojas imitates Roki Sasaki on the mound.

In case you're wondering... it's been 17 days since a reporter was added to a Signal group chat where our government officials were sharing war plans. And nobody has been fired... Don't stop talking about SignalGate

The top five egg producers own roughly half of all U.S. laying hens. The biggest of those corporations is Cal-Maine, which just announced quarterly profits of $509 million — more than 3x what it made a year ago. Corporate concentration + bird flu = a price-hiking free for all.

Oh look, Trump is threatening Mexico with tariffs again. At this point countries will just laugh at this ass clown. His credibility is shot. He can’t stick with tariffs because of the same domestic pressure he’s caved to 4 times already in less than 90 days. Just hollow threats.

My 10 year old sister and I got Social Security payments after my father died from exposure to Agent Orange. It helped my widowed mom when the family lost his income. He paid into it his whole life. They even took it from his check while he was serving in Vietnam. Jeanine can go fuck herself.

yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

My family got these payments when my dad died at 34 years old after serving in the Navy for a decade from what he had paid in. I was five. Jeanine is an incurious ignoramus. Thanks @jessicatarlov.bsky.social for correcting her, which is God’s work.

Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them! chatterboxjazz.com

let's check in on lara trump's new show on fox.....whoa! hello there mister ed, who's your plastic surgeon?

Of course Speaker Mike Johnson is living in the $3.7 million DC home of an election-denying, policy-driving “evangelical pastor who has attacked the separation of church and state as ‘a delusional lie’ and called multinational institutions ‘demonic’”… www.propublica.org/article/mike...

finally figured out the lyrics

Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.

Like a vet "fixes" a cat.

New: Ex-Twitter workers keep winning severance claims against Elon Musk. Employees are 20 for 20 so far in getting full severance from Musk via arbitration, including four people who were laid off after the "Fork in the Road" ultimatum www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

They’re not making cuts to eliminate waste. They’re destroying our federal agencies to privatize them. Those contracts will be funneled to the oligarchy. What standard of service do you expect to receive once there is no competition? They will own you. abcnews.go.com/Politics/whi...

There are rumors swirling around the Social Security Administration today about massive staff cuts. But what isn't a rumor is that the incoming Commissioner wants to turn customer service over to AI bots. So if you're a senior that's their plan.

Disqualifying. If I said something like this, I’d expect the state bar licensing authority to have some serious questions for me.

Laura Loomer doesn’t know that babies can be born premature. 🤦‍♀️

Another plane incident in DC: An American Airlines flight from Boston had to abort its landing at DCA airport this morning to avoid another plane that was taking off on the same runway, authorities said.

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

Russian culture. An old lady slips and falls on a crosswalk. No one passing by even stops to help. A car drives over the old lady. Even so, no one moves to help. Khabarovsk, Russia.

whoever could have enabled this, Glenn #LeopardsAteMyFace

“During his campaign, Trump and his advisors repeatedly invoked hardened criminals and threats to national security when promising mass detentions and deportations of undocumented immigrants. That's what Estefany Peña…believed when she supported Trump for reelection.” #LeopardsAteMyFace

“Read… on the latest organization in DOGE's sights-and why its dismantling isn't just another cost-cutting measure, but could cause real damage” Guys did you hear that doggy could cause real damage?!?! I didn’t realize!! Bari Weiss is on the case! #LeopardsAteMyFace

Trump supporters are getting around to doing the math on the budget 🤔🤔🤔 “Hang on. $4.5T decrease in revenue +$0.3T increase in spending -$1.5T decrease in spending =$3.3T increase in debt” “If Trump signs on to this I will absolutely regret my vote. Would rather have not voted” #LeopardsAteMyFace

Play in 3 acts “I was the first in my family…to work for the federal government …It was advertised as remote work…Getting in and out of my car with a wheelchair is exhausting” “I see you voted for Trump” “I nearly threw my prosthetic at my monitor when i saw you voted for trump” #LeopardsAteMyFace

“What could Trump do to lose your support?” “We didn't vote for my husband to lose his government career and benefits for which he has worked so hard." “My husband dedicated the better part of his life to this country…I have watched as he busted his ass every single day” #LeopardsAteMyFace

“With hindsight we did not appreciate the nature of what the administration was going to be like," the banker says.” #LeopardsAteMyFace