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I love all of this. The severed human hand, it happening in Ireland, its augury but most of all that it was initially reported by Pop Crave.

Too old - wouldn't eat

Alright well I don't like you either, you little trimming fuck

This is such a funny phone call for a chief whip to get, because the situation being described doubles in badness every four or so words.

The boys when I spin up five out of the six icons required to trigger a Spin and Hold feature on the pokes

The problem with "I feel like shit, so I'll just rot on the couch for two days" is now I feel like a different kind of shit

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

my name is Juliet and I love Robert and my fishes

tryna eat a mint and it's probably a juuuuunnnnniiiioooorrrrr

The hottest city in the world? Why it's the woman reading this post on bluesky dot org

Imagine if Bianca hadn't left Melbourne and pulled the nude red carpet stunt at the Logies

I haven't quite figured out the point I'm trying to make but it's interesting that in the space of a few years in the early 2010s, Adelaide went from chasing food trucks around different, updated-on-Facebook-daily locations to using Uber Eats and not leaving the house.

Update on the Big Pidge: the Big Pidge has googly nipples

I love it when random targeted ads on Instagram tell me a brand I've never heard of is selling out of overpriced t-shirts. "Once they're gone, they're gone" - oh no, a blue t-shirt. Wherever will I get one of those.

- 2505 participants in 2018. County Wicklow, Ireland - 786 participants in 2015. Perth, Australia - 744 participants in 2013. Gisborne, New Zealand. It's been a quiet few years for world record skinnydip attempts. Will 2025 break the drought?

Healy calling being bumped to 7Mate is the icing on the most delicious cake

I would fully support Heather Knight walking up to the podium and saying "absolutely fuck this"

THE WOMEN'S AND MEN'S AUSTRALIAN TESTS FINISHED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! #AusvEng #SLvAus

Alana fuckin' King

The last few "who will reach 5 wickets first" overs from King and Gardner has been some of the most gripping cricket this season and I was at every day of Adelaide and Melbourne

At this rate, England will overhaul Australia's 1st innings total about halfway through Day 5 of this 4 Day Test. #Ashes 🏏

Haven't checked on the Darcie Brown matches:bat ratio since this 2023 tweet, but she's out in the middle again!

[Me at the fence of the MCG trying to go viral on TikTok] SEAGULL'S NAME???????

Someone should show the English team this.

Guardian headline writers are often cautious so it’s fun when they turn up the dial sometimes. Here’s Geoff on yesterday. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...

The deep concentration in @izzywestbury.bsky.social's face is, I think, where she is comparing Geoff's beard to the hirsuteness of the pitch. It's a good thing she didn't go full Tony Grieg and pop a key in.

Home from work, settling down to watch the last part of first day of the day-night Australia v England Test at the MCG. And sorry if this is romantic but I just hope these women take a moment to think about their place among the names who have graced that hallowed turf. Specifically Taylor Swift.

Am I in heaven? Two Australian Tests at once and two screens with which to stream them. The only regret I have is that I didn't go for a bigger second screen.

Important day tomorrow. Afghanistan’s women cricketers who had to escape the Taliban are playing their first ever match together. If you’re in Melbourne, please come to the Junction Oval to give them a supportive crowd. Free entry, 10am.

Listening to the start of the Sri Lanka v Australia Test. Very, very convenient that the Sri Lankan national anthem starts with 🎶 Sri Lanka 🎶 - handy in case you forget which anthem you're singing. Need more self-introductory national songs.

Reader, do you know what this means? I missed, by only a few metres, a sighting of 6.66 and 8008. The Devil's Breast eludes me once more.

The greatest trick Simon Pegg ever pulled was convincing the internet that his Beatles impressions were tied to any kind of cohesive theory about mouth placement

It's launch week for my book about UNTITLED GOOSE GAME, published and edited by @bossfightbooks.com! In Australia, the best place to get a physical copy is PixelCrib: www.pixelcrib.com.au/products/unt... In the US, or if you're after an ebook version, head to bossfightbooks.com/products/unt...

I genuinely can't believe blue Connections Puzzle #596 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦