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nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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If by “hump day” you mean that I’m eating a little snack.

wait should I celebrate hump day by taking a butt pic and sending it to oomf?

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Two weeks until I’m in Seattle for a long Pride weekend!

Watching “law and order: svu” while working from home cuz I’m doing great.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

Trying to be adorable in a world that seeks to destroy me (working from home).

I had to buy shorts to wear into the office during the summer that weren’t gay short.

Not asking me to help solve murders seems kinda like an oversight by the local detectives.

Going to the gym in case you want to kiss later.

I don’t drink iced coffee in the snow but I do drink hot coffee in 90° heat.

Tipsy af. AMA.

Hole in a Hole. (2025)

Being gay tonight! 🏳️‍🌈 @midwestache.bsky.social @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social @james-unfiltered.bsky.social

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gonna be here for a bit 🧡

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The hot bartender who followed me back on IG also follows Hilary Duff on IG. WE MIGHT HAVE A GAY HERE.