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nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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If by “hump day” you mean that I’m eating a little snack.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

wait should I celebrate hump day by taking a butt pic and sending it to oomf?

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1382 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Two weeks until I’m in Seattle for a long Pride weekend!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Watching “law and order: svu” while working from home cuz I’m doing great.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

submitted 2 days ago • 1459 comments

Trying to be adorable in a world that seeks to destroy me (working from home).

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I had to buy shorts to wear into the office during the summer that weren’t gay short.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Not asking me to help solve murders seems kinda like an oversight by the local detectives.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Going to the gym in case you want to kiss later.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t drink iced coffee in the snow but I do drink hot coffee in 90° heat.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Tipsy af. AMA.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Hole in a Hole. (2025)

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Being gay tonight! 🏳️‍🌈 @midwestache.bsky.social @hoeforthepeople.bsky.social @james-unfiltered.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

😎

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

gonna be here for a bit 🧡

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

🍿

submitted 5 days ago • 659 comments

The hot bartender who followed me back on IG also follows Hilary Duff on IG. WE MIGHT HAVE A GAY HERE.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments