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laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff

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This summer, we are drinking WINE and eating CHEESE and fighting FASCISM and doing THIS with BOYS.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

“Sometimes what’s right for the hole, ain’t right for the soul.” Scripture being spoken on RHOM.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

so happy one of my big gym crushes got to see me dressed like this.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

“I might have voted for him, but I didn’t vote for–“ yes you did.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

The world doesn’t end with a bang, but with a doom scroll.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

submitted 14 hours ago • 254 comments

A good reminder that law enforcement will always enforce orders over morals.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

babe wake up we've reached the arresting sitting US senators for attending a press conference stage of the US dictatorship

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

The bottom urge to text “hey :)” to a top who couldn’t care if I live or die.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Something about today makes me not want to.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

“I might have voted for him, but I didn’t vote for–“ yes you did.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

If by “hump day” you mean that I’m eating a little snack.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

wait should I celebrate hump day by taking a butt pic and sending it to oomf?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

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Two weeks until I’m in Seattle for a long Pride weekend!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Watching “law and order: svu” while working from home cuz I’m doing great.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

submitted 3 days ago • 1460 comments

Trying to be adorable in a world that seeks to destroy me (working from home).

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I had to buy shorts to wear into the office during the summer that weren’t gay short.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

This summer, we are drinking WINE and eating CHEESE and fighting FASCISM and doing THIS with BOYS.

“Sometimes what’s right for the hole, ain’t right for the soul.” Scripture being spoken on RHOM.

so happy one of my big gym crushes got to see me dressed like this.

“I might have voted for him, but I didn’t vote for–“ yes you did.

The world doesn’t end with a bang, but with a doom scroll.

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

A good reminder that law enforcement will always enforce orders over morals.

babe wake up we've reached the arresting sitting US senators for attending a press conference stage of the US dictatorship

The bottom urge to text “hey :)” to a top who couldn’t care if I live or die.

Something about today makes me not want to.

“I might have voted for him, but I didn’t vote for–“ yes you did.

If by “hump day” you mean that I’m eating a little snack.

wait should I celebrate hump day by taking a butt pic and sending it to oomf?

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Two weeks until I’m in Seattle for a long Pride weekend!

Watching “law and order: svu” while working from home cuz I’m doing great.

Trying to be adorable in a world that seeks to destroy me (working from home).

I had to buy shorts to wear into the office during the summer that weren’t gay short.

Not asking me to help solve murders seems kinda like an oversight by the local detectives.

Going to the gym in case you want to kiss later.

I don’t drink iced coffee in the snow but I do drink hot coffee in 90° heat.