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Hand-to-hand punster, cipher mysteries expert, former caveman games programmer: now an embedded developer. He/him. Chaotic good.
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All these echo chambers sound the damn same.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Doh! #JoyDivision #Meme #TShirt

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

So sad that The Simpsons let us all down.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Hyperbole is the BEST THING EVAAAH

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Put the first DOJ lawyer in custody for contempt, and ask the DOJ to send two more. Then put those two in custody for contempt, and ask the DOJ to send four more. Doubling each time, we should basically be done within two weeks.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Ever since my Frankenstein cosplay I've been getting it in the neck.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Somewhat mystified by the US pivot from bitcoin mining to coal mining.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I hate dual carriageways, I'm a straight down the middle kind of guy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Why don't people call Meta "Fashbook" or "Fascbook"?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Of the 100 types of programmer, 11 know binary.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The point of having J. D. Vance as Vice President is to make Elon Musk seem more human.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I once went moss gathering with Mick Jagger, but he was useless.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I think the US Courts can function fine even if the DOJ are lying liars. Just follow this simple template: 1. Tell this court a specific thing it needs to know to help reach a just and fair outcome. 2. You can't or won't? Fine. The person who does will take the stand at 9am tomorrow. 3. Repeat.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, so those law firms are all going to do pro bonehead work for Trump, that tracks.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

They call me val the way I grind

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

It's August 2025. Every surface in the White House has been painted gold. It's now called the Gold House. The Washington Post reports that tariffs between the US and China may stabilise at 18000%. Nobody believes it. Insider trading is now the national sport, and President Trump is the world #1.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

That bigot of bling Kristi Noem Had migrants but nowhere to throw 'em Posed by an El Salvador prison In a MAGA-fumed vision But wished Gitmo were closer to home.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Liar Clippy"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments