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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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For the record,I have yet to put 2024 in anything where I have to write a date.

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For the record,I have yet to put 2024 in anything where I have to write a date.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Use the term #Trumpflation everywhere!

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Trump now just allowing criminals to criminal out loud. l.smartnews.com/p-iPgVGIy/43...

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Because it is.

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@yorkshiretea.bsky.social Hey. Got a question. What are your teabags made of? Yes, I know tea, lol. But I mean the bags themselves. No plastics, correct? You can DM me if you want to answer there. Thank you.

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Things just got worse.

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Why is it every time I read the news I feel like I need to start drinking?

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This how they will restart the gestapo. l.smartnews.com/p-iBBZcAF/L4...

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Does Trump rename the Black Hawk helicopter a White Hawk helicopter now due to DEI?

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Like,he's gonna pay? l.smartnews.com/p-iAjwtsY/WE...

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If you are an #artist, #singer, #songwriter or #musician, what would be a better place to go than #Spotify? Seriously asking for a friend who just got screwed over by them.

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Well, if you're black and you backed a guy who doesn't respect black people... l.smartnews.com/p-iyRFEo0/Ws...

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Maybe if I start a platform called Only Broke, the Only Fans bots would leave me alone.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans have been planning this takeover for years. In Trump, they finally got their puppet.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Useless or being used?

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From a bored and affluent middle class who wanted another season of reality TV.

submitted 21 days ago • 240 comments

Ya had to be a dumb shit, didn't ya? Cast your vote for an orange clown. Had to be a dumb shit, didn't ya? The loss of your cash will be profound. Yes, I semi stole this from Billy Joel.

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On a scale of 1 - 10 our idiocy level is at 578.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Canada can bring a few of us states into Canada?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Talk about someone that has way too much power.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Another crash. Wow.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope I'm wrong. But is this the new norm?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

So, the antisemitic guy calls Kash Patel a liar. Better: So, the antisemitic guy calls the antisemitic guy a liar. l.smartnews.com/p-iwZUsgE/Dj...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

All day and non-stop.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Please follow me at electroboyusa.bsky.social if you feel like sending this message to him. Let's get the reposts and likes as high as possible and I promise to send this to the White House!

submitted 30 days ago • 173 comments

Yes, his DEI crap is just that. A load of crap.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

47 is such a bumbling idiot.

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So now when I forget my phone, I call it Phoneheimer's. When I forget my keys, I call it Keyheimer's. When I forget my underwear, I call it Daintiesheimer's.

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

For the record,I have yet to put 2024 in anything where I have to write a date.

For the record,I have yet to put 2024 in anything where I have to write a date.

Use the term #Trumpflation everywhere!

Trump now just allowing criminals to criminal out loud. l.smartnews.com/p-iPgVGIy/43...

Because it is.

@yorkshiretea.bsky.social Hey. Got a question. What are your teabags made of? Yes, I know tea, lol. But I mean the bags themselves. No plastics, correct? You can DM me if you want to answer there. Thank you.

Things just got worse.

Why is it every time I read the news I feel like I need to start drinking?

This how they will restart the gestapo. l.smartnews.com/p-iBBZcAF/L4...

Does Trump rename the Black Hawk helicopter a White Hawk helicopter now due to DEI?

Like,he's gonna pay? l.smartnews.com/p-iAjwtsY/WE...

If you are an #artist, #singer, #songwriter or #musician, what would be a better place to go than #Spotify? Seriously asking for a friend who just got screwed over by them.

Well, if you're black and you backed a guy who doesn't respect black people... l.smartnews.com/p-iyRFEo0/Ws...

Maybe if I start a platform called Only Broke, the Only Fans bots would leave me alone.

Republicans have been planning this takeover for years. In Trump, they finally got their puppet.

Useless or being used?

From a bored and affluent middle class who wanted another season of reality TV.

Ya had to be a dumb shit, didn't ya? Cast your vote for an orange clown. Had to be a dumb shit, didn't ya? The loss of your cash will be profound. Yes, I semi stole this from Billy Joel.

On a scale of 1 - 10 our idiocy level is at 578.

Maybe Canada can bring a few of us states into Canada?

Talk about someone that has way too much power.

Another crash. Wow.

I really hope I'm wrong. But is this the new norm?

So, the antisemitic guy calls Kash Patel a liar. Better: So, the antisemitic guy calls the antisemitic guy a liar. l.smartnews.com/p-iwZUsgE/Dj...

All day and non-stop.

Please follow me at electroboyusa.bsky.social if you feel like sending this message to him. Let's get the reposts and likes as high as possible and I promise to send this to the White House!

Yes, his DEI crap is just that. A load of crap.

47 is such a bumbling idiot.

So now when I forget my phone, I call it Phoneheimer's. When I forget my keys, I call it Keyheimer's. When I forget my underwear, I call it Daintiesheimer's.

When do the threats start to those government workers who do not want to leave?

Here's a bag of stupid to go with your morning coffee. bsky.app/profile/just...

A lovely couple www.facebook.com/reel/1327117...