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I sometimes come across as awkward, but at least it's genuine

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Two days ago I accidentally hit my cat on the nose while opening his bag of food (I didn’t know he was next to me) and now he gets scared of me anytime I feed him and 😭😭😭😭😭 I wish he could know how sorry I am and that I didn’t mean to 😭

If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

Here are some nice mushrooms

I hope that the people who are usually not politically engaged but worked really hard to get Harris elected wake up soon and realize that they are not the only ones who are tired of a struggle that is full of defeat & in fact they could learn about surviving from the leftists they mark as enemies

Why aren't you using alt text?

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

not them wanting me to work today?????

if you are FOR genocide, please block me. we are nothing alike and I don't feel comfortable having you in or near my community #freepalestine

You do not, in fact, have to "both sides" an ongoing genocide by recycling debunked claims about October 7. Because whilst you're arguing about 10/7, Palestinian kids are still dying. And you're manufacturing consent for their murder.

I don’t just write with a lot of semi-colon usage; I talk the same way

When I left Seattle in 2015 I’d always intended to move back when I could “afford it” and I can now afford what rents were back then, but not now, and it’s fucking insane that the exact apartment I rented in 2009 for $995 ($1450 in 2015) is now renting for $2,600 without a single upgrade in 15 years

"Do you want jalapeños on that?" Good sir, there is never a time nor a place where I don't want jalapeños on that.

IF U SEE THIS, PLEASE SHARE‼️ Unfortunately, donations are still super low. If things keep going at this rate, my fam won’t be able to afford even the basic necessities of shelter & supplies. Pls contribute any amount, No time🙏 If u can’t donate, pls comment for boosting. ko-fi.com/itslayla/goa...

Don’t chime in with “Trump is going to bulldoze Gaza” when we’ve been watching the occupation bulldoze Gaza and the West Bank for the past year and before that it was 76 years. What an absolute ignorant thing to say

I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick

"In nearly 600 days of conflict, over 3 million people have fled Sudan, seeking safety in neighboring countries...Each day, as violence escalates, thousands more are forced to leave their homes, deepening a humanitarian crisis that has left millions in urgent need of assistance."

Guys I'm not calling them skeets. Get fucked 😂 if Twitter has given up on the word tweet then it's ours now

And now to depression eat a medically significant amount of habanero salsa

I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch

Just sitting here with my autoimmune disease seeing RFK Jr. being appointed to HHS

How does one become uninformed, like are there classes I can take?

Vaccines are safe and do not cause autism. They do, however, save the lives of immunosuppressed people like me. Also, autism isn't a bad thing.

we are truly in the bad place

Today is day 404 of a genocide of Palestinians. The forced evacuation of Northern Gaza, after its siege and starvation, is a horror we will all have to account for when future generations ask us where we were and how we let this happen.

Palestinians are resorting to eating pet food in the North of Gaza. This is so cruel and depraved To do this and know this is what’s happening and still allowing Israel to continue? I am disgusted

Measles can cause immune amnesia effectively wiping out every immunity you've ever had from a prior infection or vaccination

The nomination of Gaetz for AG should establish once and for all that Republicans have a bigger problem with kids being trans than they do with child rape. They view teenage girls as sex objects and want to ban transness because it reduces the number of teenage girls they can use as sex objects.

I think that it is often really hard to think of what you can do to help Palestine- but here is something very concrete- you can keep a family inside for one month ❤️

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

People who are overly enthusiastic/excited about team building activities and work conferences are the antithesis of my personality. I do not buy into this, and would rather do anything else with my time than a virtual fucking escape room, idc if I’m getting paid for it.

My entire feed is just possum and raccoon hourly despite following like, 60 accounts, and I have zero complaints about this.

Oops, I’m back. Threads sucked me in (bc of the built in mutuals aspect) but giving this another try bc it’s annoying over there.

Finally stumbled onto a random code that worked for this, but now the idea of starting over/rebuilding my algorithm on yet another app is too tedious so I’ve found & followed about 5 mutuals from Twitter and now I give up 🤷🏻‍♀️