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a person this grumpy doesn't happen by accident https://nicyoung.dev
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"you are moving too fast"

Hello! You are on Bluesky. In five minutes Donald Trump is addressing Congress. This means you are likely to either watch a livestream, or hang out on Bluesky watching "dunks" of Trump's verbal sewage. I have an alternate suggestion:

I think the AWS Console might be the worst website ever made

Guess I’m going to jail

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

c programmers love to crash a conversation and shout “i do not understand how a computer works and furthermore i do not wish to”

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

New blog post: the monad tutorial of my dreams, and maybe of yours! A jargon-free, practical explanation of monads as a design pattern, using Rust and property-based testing as the vehicle

One sure fire way to get the military to revolt on you is to fuck with their four day weekends

dependency resolution with npm/node is wild. Node will just let you use a package if it finds it in node_modules. Doesn't matter if it's not listed in your package.json at all. Switching pnpm for this monorepo has uncovered a lot of wild west dependency resolution, holy shit.

the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”

now this is the cyberpunk dystopia i signed up for

Oh hey. Just reading up on revolutionary anarchist theory.

democrats will continue to lose and lose and lose forever because leftists being rude online is "radical violence" but starving thousands of women and children to death is "policy" and guess which one they're committed to condemning

💥 I did an explainer about how Android rendering works! This is part of a series on rendering, I’ll be showing how each platform renders so that people can learn and compare/contrast

Had a liberal in one of my community slacks wringing their hands about making sure we use the right label when referring to a fascist instead of using the overly broad "nazi" label Bro, if you walk, talk and act like a nazi, that's what I am going to call you. I don't give fuck what flavor you are

I mean yes, you are correct that these ppl are hypocrites, but you also have had nearly a decade to realize they do not care about you pointing this out *at all*. which makes all these posts feel a bit masturbatory

To people that roll their eyes when his sycophants bring up a third term thinking its an impossibility: That's how this brand of fascism works. They are going to keep bringing up a third term to build narrative around it and justify doing something drastic when it comes election time again.

SHA256? more like SKA 365 🕴🏽

prediction: the nazi salute thing is gonna be like israel bombing hospitals: it's really, really obvious that it happened, and at first they're gonna be like "no way! that didn't happen!" and then they'll keep doing it and stop pretending like they don't do it on purpose.

I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots! deathgenerator.com#mw