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niemat.bsky.social
My grad student said I’m terminally online with an unemployed energy
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Always love parking by dudes with good reading comprehension… you know those guys—the ones who park next to no parking signs and think the punisher loved cops

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If you saw me rolling my eyes on the live feed during the national anthem, that was about something else

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I drank a whole ass bottle of kombucha that I got myself as a little treat because of the everything thinking it was mango lemonade, and it wasn’t until I finished it that I saw it was orange dreamsicle, and anyway I think that says a lot about my life right now

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some of you really need to take your food opinions less seriously and stop giving evil little gremlins like me the power to instantly upset you by saying i eat ketchup on my hot dogs or whatever

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Someone liked my skeet. Hahaha suck it, losers!

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So this morning I was lying in bed and I just started thinking, and right then and there I knew that was my problem.

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You, an uncultured galoot: best account on here has 112k followers and tells great jokes all day Me, a cultured galoot: the best account on here is Josh. He has 117 followers and passionately posts about highly specific interests that I do not share and he seems really nice

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Hey, fuck this in particular—it’s the correct answer to the question, but fuck

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The wizard reads a novel about bird.

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…..I don’t think I was supposed to read this like it’s some new version of Dragula, but

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"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people

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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

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lab coat goes on science comes out you can’t explain that

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Our mayoral election is next week, and it’s supposedly “nonpartisan.” We got a flyer in the mail today saying not to support the opponent’s “radical” agenda… and listen. I was already gonna vote for this incredibly milk toast guy, but you idiots just made him look rad as hell

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 12 days ago • 40 comments

ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered

submitted 16 days ago • 32 comments

mean posts do not bother me. bad posts do

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

The three genders

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Someone once asked me to crochet a Qiviut yarn scarf for $50. If you're a yarn person, you already understand

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

And, with that attitude in mind, the number of people who also think a compliment is “you should sell this” upon seeing your work is just rage-inducing… because you inevitably have to explain the costs, the time, etc., when these folks won’t accept that you don’t want to as a valid answer

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Bad news: I have given a thumbs down twice in the last 24 hrs, and the drivers in question just sucked ass harder somehow

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Listen. If a country wants to hire me, I’m here for it. You could lowball me, and I’d be like, seems reasonable, will I have healthcare

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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

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“Definitely give them knees…the sturdiest configuration in the galaxy,” says the Imperial AT-AT designer.

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All my homies hate the Dallas Stars… let’s go Jets (cc @ostkex.bsky.social )

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I’m like if there was a guy that was so very sleepy

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