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Captured enemy pilot to hound is the perfect dynamic One for the girls that need the force back into forcefem. One for the girls who were indoctrinated and then were fixed by E. One for the girls who's souls starve for flagellation because of the sins they committed against their sisters

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I guess my answer to the "how would you revitalize Star Wars" is ... I wouldn't. Let it go. Star Wars started as George Lucas' weird and wild samurai western space opera with a self-insert hero and over the years it's become hugely unmanageable. We can tell other stories. It's OK.

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i was crazy rich, you would never see me in the paper talking about my hyperbolic office that keeps me young or whatever. I'd be a phantom, fully offline, riding around in my custom golf cart throwing money at a statue of Ronald McDonald yelling "bring back Pizza you son of a bitch"

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Sat in the office.... we arnt allowed to reserve desks I got in half an hour before standard office open time and both the (two) 2 desks I can actually work at due to privacy risks are taken.... so I'm forced into the office where I can't do work

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what if Batman is really locked into a Batlatro run and he doesnt notice the signal for an hour

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Going to work with my brother because my car may have been in an accident and I'm glad because he was nice and paused his Joe rogan podcast but also I can't tell if deafening silence is worse or better

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@dorothyxiv.bsky.social <3

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Well I made it out of the train station before I ugly cried

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showing up at the border and showing my exclusive vantablack immigration card, obligating the border agent to commit ritual suicide

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I really really made a horny ass post and watched as the normalist person I know liked it and felt such shame of making him read it that I deleted it :(

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one of my favorite hobbies is downloading games i've already played for hundreds of hours, spending three days installing and troubleshooting 600 mods for them, and then playing them for approximately 45 minutes

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the venn diagram of dudes who bring up sissy hypno porn and dudes* who watch sissy hypno porn is a circle *for now

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God language restrictions are hot

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Vroom vroom 🏍️

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I was talking with my sister about how weird it was that people used the Four Humors theory even into the 20th century, isn’t it so stupid to reduce everything to these chemical systems? And she said “Look at the way people talk about dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin on TikTok” Huh.

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"Look I'm not really into all that kinky stuff but if you're wearing a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and leather gloves you can do pretty much whatever you want to me" The CIA handler assigned to me, turning to the enhanced interrogation specialist they brought in: "I fucking told you so"

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I love that I took my anthropology degree so seriously when I had a professor who was like "I spent 3 days chewing khat and then I saw a ghost so that's how I know ghosts are real" in a lecture

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This is one of the ones that we slightly rewrote & expanded on for tumblr.

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What if we were both girls but I had a bow and arrow and you ran as fast as you could?

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drug-induced hivemind drug-induced hivemind drug-induced hivemind removing the requirement for comms lines when the pilots are all forced to be linked into the others' minds to relay critical combat information without potential compromise (they're all compromised)

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"my son turned out fine" Ma'am she has a handler and a callsign

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Captain: actually Starfleet’s mission is primarily scientific Alien: scientific? Ha! Your ship is bristling with laser guns and missiles Captain: those? Those are to protect us from people in our own society who don’t believe in science Alien: oh snap take that rfk jr

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looking forward to the rise of neural chips on the off chance that they'll have a recreational lobotomy simulator mode you can toggle on

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half-life 5 confirmed

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what if instead of making a super secure vault, they just melted all the gold into one solid block too heavy to move? you could then repurpose the vaults as apartment buildings or something, to save tax dollars

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1980s-90s sci-fi: in the future we will have hoverboards, flying cars and domestic robots 2025: best i can do is bullets that let you commit two war crimes at once

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d&d

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I'm not into the whole latex thing but if I could replace my hands with cool cyberpunk prosthetics with no downsides I just would

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selling fake bulletproof armor is kinda the perfect scam when you think about it

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Man goes to doctor. Says woof woof bark awroo wruf woof wurf. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Doggy bursts into tears. Says, "awooo

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mr sandman 🎵 bring me some sand 🎵 give me a handful 🎵 from your sediment gland 🎵

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imagine a society designed to maximize wealth extraction by keeping people right on the edge of bankruptcy and death for their entire lives ok now put a movement that is based entirely on pointing and laughing at the suffering of others in charge ok now ban everyone’s anti-psychotic medication

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I had forgotten that the reason I don’t buy cereal is because when I eat it, I remember that all I want to eat is cereal ever.

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we have arrived at a point where we personally have such an entrenched idiosyncratic view of mechs, such a specific vision in our mind, that it is difficult to talk about it with others unless they have been primed by several dozen pages of background documents. as it should be for all passions.

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Chat I'm starting to think she likes me and isn't just being nice

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HEADLINE: Texas measles outbreak rises to 48 cases. It’s the state’s WORST in nearly 30 YEARS. There is absolutely NO REASON measles outbreaks should be on the rise. Two doses of MMR vaccine are 97% EFFECTIVE against measles. So, let’s talk about what YOU can do to PROTECT yourself AND others. 🧪🧵⬇️

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i know i'm just a dumb nobody who knows nothing but it just seems a little gauche that i keep seeing posts scolding the mean leftists for not being conciliatory enough to disillusioned trump voters especially because 1) none of them are even apologetic and 2) i do not trust those people

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