night-shift-neo.bsky.social
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I better get to prostrating myself then
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What entity are they paying tribute to?
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Holy shit are you ok?
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You would think all that AI would do its job.
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“You see John, mixups are a tricky thing to counter. You’re never fully prepared to deal with comes next.”
“Really Coach mcdarlington?”
“Of course John! Of course. Now do a pretzel motion.”
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What you didn’t know was they’re running a rally
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Engravings… provide no tactical advantage whatsoever…
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It’s a powerful weapon, especially against living things…
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It’s a whole lotta chickens without heads running around.
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Here for the day Bo walks into fire to prove a point, only to pull a trapdoor and start singing a song about how capitalism makes us all feel motherless.
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From dickstompers to heel biters, I love these terms.
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My pressure mounting penis pumps
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What comes to mind when I remember what a woman said to me five years ago (I’m oblivious)
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NAE-NAE
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Cause you’d do the same for me bestie 😘
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I’d have my kids call you crumbum
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It’s mostly just warm for a few minutes
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Wait, actually, I meant straight alcohol, not jello 💀
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An ex and I did so in front of her roomies and it was as thrilling as you might expect
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It’s fun, especially up the butt
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Like a magpie drawn to the shinies