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Editor by day. Writer by night. Apparently never sleeps.
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I am bewildered by this product. The name and graphic suggest it was made by a Jan 6 protester. But it's not real beef jerky; it's soy. So, for vegans who want to overthrow the government. Also, each mouthful has the caffeine equivalent of a shot of espresso. Who is this even for?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I never imagined an adulthood where I did not own and use at least one Garden Weasel, yet here I am.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Things that don't exist but should: A metal band called Keystone Corpse. They dress like the Keystone Cops, only zombies.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment