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A.I. is such a pussy-bitch thing. Total failure. A.I. has never given me what I asked for - because of "the terms of service" & the "law" ... When will we have freedom in America?

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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

submitted 20 days ago • 202 comments

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

submitted 19 days ago • 5298 comments

it's been said before but it's wild that these guys have more money and power than anyone on earth and still have unshakeable loser energy. none of them would survive the cafeteria of a public high school. give me a five-minute phone call with j.d. and i could make him cry

submitted 28 days ago • 32 comments

nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"

submitted 31 days ago • 144 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 31 days ago • 292 comments

we’re replacing stuff that was good with a guy who shits right in your mouth 👍

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

you can look at this and say we're divided or you can look at this and say that a majority of americans oppose every one of these things

submitted 47 days ago • 111 comments

holy shit who was that guy's lawyer

submitted 518 days ago • 53 comments

The shit that was going on in Peru back in some other time probably... damn...

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@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/6MTVkA...

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

This song dropped just in time for Valentine's Day for people who have an ex that sucks. open.spotify.com/track/6MTVkA...

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All drugs should be legal.

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People are so mad about Biden pardoning Hunter but I think it's probably the best thing he's done in his whole term as president. Who among us wouldn't purchase a gun illegally in the middle of a crack cocaine binge - the time in your life when you probably need an illegal firearm the most??

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getting completely naked to fuck my wife

submitted 135 days ago • 3 comments

[watching Don Rickles in his prime] oh no, he just noticed that a guy is black. Nothing gets past this dude.

submitted 139 days ago • 5 comments

I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here

submitted 139 days ago • 84 comments

So what time are we meeting on Jan 6

submitted 139 days ago • 24 comments

now that we’re all on here when do we start kissing

submitted 139 days ago • 26 comments

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

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having a threesome to a concept album about a traveling circus train crash in the late 19th century and cumming hard

submitted 145 days ago • 6 comments

Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.