it's been said before but it's wild that these guys have more money and power than anyone on earth and still have unshakeable loser energy. none of them would survive the cafeteria of a public high school. give me a five-minute phone call with j.d. and i could make him cry - ThreadSky

alixeharrow.bsky.social • 28 days ago

it's been said before but it's wild that these guys have more money and power than anyone on earth and still have unshakeable loser energy. none of them would survive the cafeteria of a public high school. give me a five-minute phone call with j.d. and i could make him cry

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tautou.bsky.social•28 days ago

jd won't even stand up to the little twerp who thinks his kids are garbage.

lexou.bsky.social•28 days ago

Maybe Vance agrees

ungoliant.bsky.social•28 days ago

they're not even scud farkas they're the stooge sidekick with green teeth

timwaters.bsky.social•28 days ago

I could do it in about 30 seconds!

scaryintrovert.bsky.social•28 days ago

They need a run-in with this guy:

sabocat1829.bsky.social•28 days ago

"You need to sit your ass down and shut the fuck up, Mister Vahn-cé!" 🤣

thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social•28 days ago

20 minutes and he's sucking his thumb.

Let's fucking go 😏

lastbrunneng.bsky.social•28 days ago

Oh god, I would PayPal 100$ to see this

nicholasatwater.com•28 days ago

Do it. Find a way. And when you make him cry, be sure he says "Thank you."

talentedripley.bsky.social•28 days ago

Come now, they’ve worked so hard 🫠

https://music.apple.com/us/album/bezos-i/1571419211?i=1571419232

craigdodge.bsky.social•28 days ago

If said phone call ever took place you could put that on pay per view, I would watch that.

ubahrubatuba.bsky.social•28 days ago

almost makes a great case for why America really needs to address bullying and othering kids in school; not just for the rampant gun violence but these people could one day take that pent up resentment and run the free world.

creativewronging.bsky.social•28 days ago

JD Vance could not survive 10 minutes as a substitute Jr High teacher.

I genuinely want to hear the stories from his platoon mates at boot camp. I bet that fucker cried A LOT & got a blanket party

mykel11.bsky.social•28 days ago

All of them, Johnson looks like the biggest wimp in the world and I doubt musk could defend himself in an aggressive pillow fight. Trump may be the biggest pussy of all of them - all talk.

chrissmithmuso.bsky.social•28 days ago

Give me 60 seconds with him in the locker room and he'd never come back to campus.

browwiw.bsky.social•28 days ago

Now we know the real reason JD Vance's mom did drugs. It was her only escape from JD.

yewmoonandmars.bsky.social•28 days ago

Only people that are severely hollow inside become billionaires.

somehooplehead.bsky.social•28 days ago

You can't shake free of molecular bonds. These dude's have covalent loser energy.

Fucking losers on a p-orbital basis.

Quantum fucking lovers.

And this is coming from some hooplehead that insults people as you see above.

They are beyond any redemption.

sisleyam.bsky.social•28 days ago

Give me 30 seconds with that little bitch!

johnnowicki.bsky.social•28 days ago

That's why they are where they are and do what they do. If they can't have general respect and admiration, they'll burn it all down.

flatline42.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think the power and money hoarding comes from the deep, unfillable hole inside them. They are broken, and they are chasing what they think will make them feel less broken. And when it doesn't work, they chase harder.

We need to stop idolizing hoarders as the pinnacle of society. They're damaged.

curtistired.bsky.social•28 days ago

I’ve always said if I had that much money you wouldn’t know my name. I’d have my own island somewhere, and never interact with the rest of the world. Narcissism doesn’t even begin to describe how inflated the egos are on these chumps

adamjblust.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think we all could.

rody58.bsky.social•28 days ago

Please Do!! 🤪✌️👍

fakesusan.bsky.social•28 days ago

We have the power to make Elon complete the “Lowtax speedrun.” I believe in us

samtasticbooks.com•28 days ago

I can't imagine having that much money and choosing to spend my life like that. Get a life! Leave us alone!

alixeharrow.bsky.social•28 days ago

embarrassing. beyond cringe. yall can buy anything except charisma apparently

infosecgoon.bsky.social•28 days ago

It's a long lost O Henry story. The only thing the richest man on the planet wanted was to be a Funny Twitter Guy and it was the one thing his fortune couldn't buy.

jeffreyricker.bsky.social•28 days ago

You could sell tickets! I can just imagine how many people would love to tune in to that.

sabocat1829.bsky.social•28 days ago

Sheeit, give any modern high-school bully a five-minute phone call with that yappy little pursedog and they'll convince him to off himself. But not before he thanks them, of course. 😉
#MannersMatter

gracelesslady76.bsky.social•28 days ago

JD looks like a Care Bear that the other Care Bears kicked out of their town for being loud and wrong. Just soft, misshapen dough. I'm sure he cries often, and has screamed into a pillow more than once.

scaryintrovert.bsky.social•28 days ago

💀

wuhanclams.bsky.social•28 days ago

If I had a billion dollars I would never go online.

wuhanclams.bsky.social•28 days ago

Buy myself a nice little house in the mountains, go out on long hikes with the dogs. Eat lots of nice food, drink good wine.

mrmaresca.com•28 days ago

I feel like the people who would have the presence of mind to do that would never make a billion, because they peace out LONG before they reach that and are happy. You have to be deeply unhappy to want to make a billion.

flatline42.bsky.social•28 days ago

Exactly. Money and power hoarding is not an admirable pursuit in our society but we pretend like it is. They are desperately trying to fill a bottomless pit that is inside of them and... well... it's bottomless.

wuhanclams.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yes. It seems that the invention of money was a bad idea.

wuhanclams.bsky.social•28 days ago

lynperkinsart.bsky.social•28 days ago

I laughed and then I looked at who wrote this skeet--and I just wanted to say I just finished Starling House and I *loved* it. The characters seemed like living, breathing people-- that I rooted for the whole time.

alixeharrow.bsky.social•28 days ago

💖💖💖