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Trying Bluesky. I like hockey and dogs and beer and hot sauce and peanut butter and Psych and baseball and I don't like rude people.
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Remember when Don Jr bought some homeless people in Greenland a hot meal to wear MAGA hats for a photo op? Yeah, that's exactly what is going on with those kids behind the Team USA bench. #USAvsCanada

Marriage is a lot like scurvy. I don't want scurvy.

Sex is a lot like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

Having fallen asleep at the Superbowl, can we now officially call him #SleepyDon ?

Did you know? You can report wasteful government spending directly to doge at mail . house . gov #superbowl #doge #sleepydon #kendricklamar #halftimeshow #nfl

I wonder if that douchebag Harry Butker is telling everyone that will listen how thankful to Jesus he is for his 0-0 for 0 points performance last night...

A massive heart attack on live TV. I'm an atheist, but please god, a massive heart attack on the most watched TV program of the year...

Remember these?

Oh look, a dipshit who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" is trying to explain gender to me, a scientist. Adorable.

When exactly in American life did “In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now" become "Radical Left hard line Trump hat[ing]?

#InaugurationDay

That the chuds are posting pictures of Democrats waving in response to video of de facto President Musk's Not C salute is telling...

I simply can't imagine being so emotionally fragile that I would be upset by someone I've never met exercising their First Amendment right to identify by any pronoun they want. (Notice the completely natural use of the singular pronouns their and they.)

America is a shithole

When someone shows you who they are, believe them. #ElonMusk #TrumpInauguration #USPolitics #oligarchy #fascism

652 days until the midterms...

Excellent use of the singular pronoun "their"! #Inauguration

#FAFO

#Melania

I think Sleepy Don had a stroke. Seriously, what Republicans are doing to this old man is elder abuse. #SleepyDon #PresidentialPortrait #donOLD #Stroke47 #25thAmendment

#JackSmithReport

I'm not gonna blame Carrie Underwood. If someone asked me to perform in front of that many unemployed hicks, I would. And at the end I'd rip my blouse off and expose a Planned Parenthood T shirt underneath. The 20% of the inauguration crowd that is literate would be so triggered. #CarrieUnderwood

#SleepyDon

It's been a tough week. Always hard grinding through the first week back after a long vacaish.

#Psych "caption this"

Happy 2025

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

The way he straightened the spoon after like "enjoy" 😄

LOLregon Ducks

Every New Year's Eve I contemplate buying stock in Planet Fitness...

Sup

PTO during bowl season rules. White cheddar Cheez-its also rule.

Happy Tuesday the 17th to those who celebrate. #Psych

McConnell? Hurt in a fall last week. Pelosi? Hurt in a fall yesterday. Sitting president? Oldest in history. Shithole America? Just elected an even older candidate. STOP ELECTING FOSSILS!!!

Somebody on Facebook was squealing about my septum ring. Snowflake.

Midnight Mass is verrrrry sllllllooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Space is pretty rad.

Boy is it ever Monday.