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Hey, I'm Nikki. I work in higher ed and write dark smutty romance novels. I'm secretly three cats in a trench coat.
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I've been in Chicago for THIRTY WHOLE MINUTES and my Facebook feed is already full of ads for things to do in Chicago. Well played.

It kinda sucks knowing that there's a job out there that I would be REALLY good at, but I can't do it because it's "illegal." I mean, there's probably a way to get away with doing it anyway, but frankly, I don't care enough to take that risk. But if it was legal, I would totally do it 😅

I've been compiling the archives of all of my social media accounts, which is a fascinating trip down memory lane. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all of it yet, but I feel like I should do something.

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

>trans people told everyone not to play hogwarts legacy >’b-b-but my childhood!!!’ >two years pass >jkr uses her harry potter money to fund a case ruling trans women aren’t real women :| www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/19/j...

Let's be extremely clear here. The lives of ALL Autistic people are worthy. Yes there are some who will never do any of the things that are stated be low. THEY ARE STILL WORTH HAVING LIVES! fucking hell. It shouldn't matter if someone can hold down a job or write a poem or use a toilet unassisted.

“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.

Liars and Thieves.

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

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I've never posted a single TikTok video but have 72 followers. I'm not sure what those people are hoping for but I'm definitely not delivering.

If you've spent any money on the Harry Potter franchise in the last few years, I beg of you, go look at JK Rowling's Twitter page and see what you're supporting. That woman has so much hatred in her heart, and…for what? Absolutely nothing.

TikTok is IN MY HEAD 😭😭

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

gross gross gross a cybertruck just drove down my street 🤢🤢🤮 luckily it's raining pretty hard so hopefully that will wash away the germs

100% agreed. I feature my material on as many platforms as I can but I always push my Bandcamp page and my official website first and foremost to promote digital downloads and limited edition physical media.

As a Honda Fit owner, I agree with this!

I had a supremely shitty day at work today. I told the person who caused it that it hurt my feelings. I wrote about it in my journal and used lots of expletives. But I still feel bad and I'm not sure what else to do.

Lmbo

Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.

I drank my very first iced coffee ever today because I got it for free. And I am so fucking GIDDY and GIGGLY. Maybe I don't actually have depression, I've just been severely under-caffeinated.

Scrivener's backup settings SAVED ME a few months ago and I will always be grateful!!

Welp NaNoWriMo is officially shutting down. I've written so many books and made so many amazing friends since I started participating in 2006 that never would have happened without them. But we just can't have nice things without stupid people ruining them.

love this.

Jeffrey Goldberg in the group chat

Cucurbitophobia is a journey into the scary, dreadful, uncomfortable part of the mind in musical form. Inspired by everything from monsters, night terrors, the occult, folklore, and all else related to horror and the macabre, my music will take you to strange, peculiar places.

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Randomly thinking about how if something is "low key" then it's chill and relaxed and easy, and Loki the Norse god is the polar opposite of that

there really needs to be real, ACTUAL consequences for public officials that are caught lying or spreading disinformation.

I've already taken two naps today lol HAPPY DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.

The Sims 4 Businesses and Hobbies is out today! If you buy it through the EA App don't forget to use code ANNELIESEMB to help me and my channel out! Also, keep an eye out because I'll be having a giveaway for the pack soon. #eapartner #sponsoredbyea

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.