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By all means, enjoy what you enjoy but…. This money in the bank match was so stupid.

Few things are tastier than good pineapple

Lay flat and cross your ankles. Then squeeze your butt and lift your hips off the ground. It makes my hip pop and feels so damn good

J looks sooo different from 11 yrs ago

Also! J is not a complimentary person. He seldom acknowledges how I look etc… he just never has, it’s not his demeanor. But at the pool I was pulling on the ladder and he goes “damn girl, look at your back muscles comin through. And you’re gettin definition in those traps too!”

I’m glad I workout regularly and dropping it low over and over again is actually still not hard for me. We did 20 speed squats 6x today at the gym, I can drop from drop down and get my eagle on easily

“Ma’am, you’re one of us. You got an uncle Leroy down that lineage somewhere, no chance you’re 100% white” - our black neighbor friend I think I’m invited to the cookout yall

Did my nails short thinking it would be better w handling the dogs and I hate them. I am not a short nail girl

I know it accomplishes absolutely nothing, but the urge to respond to the HOA management company with excessive snark is becoming hard to resist

“Aren’t you afraid one of those dogs might bite you” Mostly no, but it does cross my mind. But my fear isn’t for me. It would hurt I’m sure but I would heal. They’d almost certainly be sentenced to death. And it would all be because they were scared bc they’ve been treated wrong their whole lives.

The regularity of me thinking “this would be hilarious if not so wildly fucked” is honestly becoming ridiculous

This is the absolute best analogy They’re gonna be posting song lyrics in *aLtErNaTiNg cAsEs* soon

I don’t wish to speak ill of the dead but Chris Farley might be more annoying than peak Jim Carey

Everything that Diddy is accused of doing is vile and horrific...It's not funny and I don't want to make light of it..but I cant help but chuckle every time they talk about the copious amounts of baby oil

I bruise really easily and its not at all unusual for me to have huge bruises and really not know where they come from. Add in spending time with rambunctious and sometimes large, strong dogs (in addition to my own) and wrangling them into and out of kennels and... it's next level

2 weeks into volunteering at the animal shelter and I hate humans more than I even thought possible.

That was the first genuinely challenging Pilates class I’ve done. My butt, quads, hammies and abs were on fire. The instructor is also Eastern European and most exercises named after Eastern Europeans are torture, so it’s kind of on brand tbh

At the end of June we’re gonna spend 2 days with friends in Apollo beach and then head to Treasure Island for 3 nights just us two and I can’t wait

There’s a weather person named Majestic Storm. Seriously.