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“Fuck a force leap. I’m about to force these clones to learn fear.” I needed to hear that.

TALK SHIT GET HIT!!!!

They should really make fighting with family an Olympic sport.

I missed my son’s birthday this weekend because I was out of town. I get back home today, so if you see this please comment happy birthday so I can make it up to him. He likes the attention. He turned 6 this year and holy shit I was just about to write something stupid and parental I’m getting old

I really hate that my favorite foods make me sick. Like what do you mean Cheesecake has me waking up at 4 am to tango with the Rango? No no.

I told my husband that I needed people to worship me like a god and he said “oh you’re really feelin’ today it huh?” (as in ✨fun time✨(aka mania)) and I said “yeh obviously 😀”. Anyways so if anyone needs a new god hmu. I’m taking applications for high priestesses.

I really hate Encanto (I say as I cry watching it for the 10th fucking time)

A Tear for a Drop of Water (Notre-Dame de Paris) (1903) By Luc-Olivier Merson (French)

My mom got me a large cold brew and I immediately drank it all and was like “alright. Time for some real caffeine.” And she looked at me like I was crazy. Like ma’am. You created this monstrosity.

The orange man is so orange. Like. I didn’t realize he was actually that orange. I don’t know why it took so long to sit down and process just how 🍊 this guy is.

Sitting in the hospital with my dying grandmother while she watched Fox News. I’m reading “Talking to my daughter about the economy” for my professional ethics class. Wow. Okay.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Why do Frieza and the Mug rootbeer dude sound the same? Are they the same????

I went to the book store the other day and got three books because the dichotomy of man is real: - Lights Out by Navessa Allen - Alone at Dawn by Dan Schilling & Lori Longfritz - Spec Ops by William McRaven 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

The semester just started yesterday and I already feel like I’m being dragged under an 18 wheeler.

Recently I’ve had conversations with both my parents about my consumption habits as a child. This most recent one was with my father about when they started giving me Monsters before basketball games in middle school so that I’d play better. 😀

Whenever I start to feel weird I remember it’s because I am weird.

Lust (Detail) - Gail Potocki From “Seven Deadly Sins” Series

Explained to my dad what a furry was as a punishment for being racist. I also told him I was gay.

Crashing tf out (for the 20th time today)

Artist: Alexandre Cabanel (French, 1823-1889) • Title: "The Fallen Angel" “Better To Reign In Hell Than To Serve In Heaven”🦚🖤 #art #painting #illustration

Is it body dysmorphia or did I just enter a new phase of my cycle?

Butterfly

Me: *gluing butterflies onto elf ears* Also me: FaLlInG aWaY fRoM mE

yearning!

I miss the grenades.

Please terrorize your families with omegaverse knowledge. Espeically if they’re abusive asshole. They need to know what slick is and they need to be called an omega. To their face. Do it.

Just finished a fic that was completed a few days ago. I’m feeling blessed. Hydrated. Rejuvenated.

God really nerfed me when he made me a female (bio). Like. I’d be so hot as a male. Six foot something AND an emotionally unstable? Woulda been winning. Now I’m just scared of both gender and I have periods.

Ponyboy and the theme song for Secret Level have the same beat. Am I late to this?

I need a hot lesbian to kiss me. Immediately. Please. Just kiss me. Little smooch smooch.

The Fall of the Damned, 1620, by Peter Paul Rubens #art #painting #illustration

Hey queens. Remember to take your meds on a set schedule. Okay. Have a good day.

Tummy ache survivor 🫡

"Exiled Grace: The Fallen Angel" #art #painting #illustration

Developing a healthy relationship with my mother means crying about every time I go to hang out with her.

I would like to take this moment to thank The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare for not showing boobs. That was really rad and I was able to enjoy an entire movie without a naked woman being thrown in my face. 🤌🏻

What’s it called when you mix a Twink and a Bear? Like what Alan Ritchson is in The Ministry if Ungentlemanly Warfare. Whatever it is, I wanna be it.

I’m finallyyyy reading a good story. It’s fanfiction. The first good read I’ve had weeks is fanfiction. I should’ve known to never doubt ol reliable. 🥰

I was finally gonna get my crab rangoon and the place I want them from IS FUCKING CLOSED TODAY

i'm setting the babygirlification beam on max and blasting all these guys

Caravaggio - Sacrifice of Isaac (1603-4) #art #painting #illustration

name: Nik pronouns: literally any I’m fluid like a liquid height: 5'6” sexuality: pansexually sign: cappy piercings: 3 tattoos: 3 favorite color: black favorite drink: Reign (I would die w/o her) favorite food: tacos 😫 favorite animal: big cats mbti: I think it’s intj but I need to retake it ong

I love how I keep torturing myself with bad books.

I want crab rangoons so bad that I cried this morning. Alas. I am poor and have no rangoon fund. Please pray for me in my time of need.

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I just remembered that TikTok is going away like…next week and I’m not going through the hassle of getting a vpn. So I’m just downloading all the edits I come across.