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nikospeako.bsky.social
just several bees in a flannel. that’s why i use they/them.
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I mean, you CAN delete all of your likes with a tool like bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup (just make sure only "Likes" is checked). But if you did immediately panic upon learning this, I think the better thing to do is to take a moment and reflect.

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

idk how to explain this but it is alanis morissette weather 😌

i guess fondue didn’t like where we put this rug

hi internet! have some photos of miss fondue and me after i got a brand new haircut a few weeks back 🥰

☹️🫙

WONKA: *quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS* That's not part of the tour. That's for something else

thinking about the beautiful moths that crashed my wedding 💛💖💚

my cats aren’t usually allowed in my closet but i’m organizing it right now and they are absolutely taking advantage of the door being wide open and me not being able to keep them out 😂

you should look at the post this is in reply to but also look at this friend 🥹

not sure why but i’m very amused that deactivating my twitter account prompted a popup that just said #GoodBye

made miso soup and mushroom onigiri from scratch for a belated v day with my lovely spouse 🥰 it came out delicious and was a great way to finish a day full of love, woodland walks, and stupid jokes!

happy to have a forever valentine like @travisti.bsky.social (but more specifically, mateo the human and NOT travis the clown) can’t wait to have a wives adventure with u tomorrow me love 🖤

Allegory alert!

just made eye contact with a man jerking off in the rain on the side of the road…so. uh. yeah. good morning?

the way my high ass cried laughing watching this last night

ok i appear to be successful on cat bluesky but how the FUCK do i get successful on dyke bluesky because my thirst trap a couple weeks ago flopped so hard i had to delete it so what’s the move 😭

my very dignified boy

not sure if i have any d&d friends on here but if i do and anyone wants to hear about my newest character, i would love to babble 🥺

They're calling it the most succinct metaphor of all-time

if i even do light housework my stupid mouth bleeds so i’m really not allowed to do much for the next few days and all i want to do is go hiking 😭

finally got my problem tooth that’s been bothering me for 5+ years extracted today! i still have 32 teeth though technically because they let me keep it 😈🦷

Baby that’s Björk

spent the afternoon in the one place i can ever clear my head these days 😌

Shen Yun: America Before TikTok

Tiny cat? Or giant parasol? 🍄‍🟫😽✨ #MushroomOfTheDay

well, it was nice having an X on my license for a little while anyway.

new year new meds 🤪

When Earth's fresh water cycle breaks down and the final generation of children don't know what rain is, at least some guy didn't have to write his own best man speech for someone he's ostensibly been friends with since 6th grade, and students got 5 wrong answers for what's the capital of Nebraska.

went for my first woods walk of the year the other day 😌

don’t mind waking up next to these sweeties cuddling at all 🥹

a cousin i haven’t seen in years and who very well may not know my chosen name just had a child and named him “niko” and despite them probably not knowing…it feels bad that i’m now going to have to hear my grandmother say that name about someone else when she refuses to use it for me.

the last photos of me taken in 2024 😅😴 (and yes i did wake up in time to say happy new year to mateo and the cats and then promptly went to bed)

for christmas, my mother-in-law gave me this bat mug for my tea and my mother-in-blood gave me this bat tea ball (and the tea within it currently) so at least i’m consistent.

me: *puts my head on mateo’s shoulder* we are married 😌 mateo: ………..yeah me: why’d you hesitate? mateo: i was thinking about pompeii 😐

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

i have a he/him wife and a she/her daddy and they are the same person 😌

happy birthday to me i got my license renewed and it no longer calls me a girl ☺️

starting out my birthday overwhelmed 🫠

yeah maybe but it hurt my feelings so now what?

Ultimately the assassination of CEOs on the streets of New York is just the price we have to pay for our beautiful second amendment rights

as someone who loves d&d a liiiiiittle too much, this was not exactly surprising to see on my spotify wrapped.

managed to make it to december 4 before hearing a** i w*** f** c******** i* y**, which was pretty cool. i’ve now heard it 3 times in 5 hours, which is pretty uncool.

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