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Trump’s AI cheese dream about Gaza is all the proof you need that greed is the enemy of imagination.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Toxic airborne virus alert: Andrew Tate and his brother have left Romania on a private jet.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

roses are red, daisies are white,

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

This Vauxhall advert from 1973 can safely be filed under 'nope'.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Roland couldn't wait to go to school. The other kids were gonna be totes jelly of his sweet-ass new kicks.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Seen in London, (and clearly paid for, which is an impressive dedication to the bit!) 😅

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Ewww... Sometimes there just isn't enough bleach in the world...😵‍💫

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RIP Gene Hackman…

submitted 1 day ago • 198 comments

Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

ONCE UPON A TIME... MAN (1978) was a French animated educational series about human history and a mainstay of the ITV schedules during school holidays. The last ten seconds of the title sequence goes HARD.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...

submitted 3 days ago • 121 comments

driving to taco bell at 1:34 am

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Poor old Pavlov. Eventually every time he heard a bell ring he wanted to feed a dog.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

I remember, not too long ago, when people would be like "Social media isn't real life!" And now social media trolls are running the government.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a middle-aged dickhead but at least I’ll outlive a few more Popes, I have that going for me

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Art by Bruce Pennington for ‘On a Planet Alien’ by Barry Malzberg, 1977

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“I’ll have the number three Body of Christ with cheese, no onions, an order of Loaves and Fishes, and a Last Supper Unhappy Meal, please. Also, three medium Holy Waters, no ice.”

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

And they did.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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Untitled https://www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-69

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Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love Barista: So I’ll just put Maurice on the cup?

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this checks out

submitted 56 days ago • 111 comments

This might look like a #badgeographyjoke at first but is really just a geography lesson…

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Wallace Shawn: “Inconceivable!!” Q: “… I’m going to need you to stop saying that and just take the poison knife shoe gun.”

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Is it steak?

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

This is an interesting idea, modifying earlier attempts to understand how rare intelligence is in the cosmos.

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

"What, all of it?"

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The outcome of Trump "ending forever war" might be Xi deciding that he will never get a better time to invade Taiwan than with a disinterested moron as POTUS Agent Orange will be confused by the effect this has on the global economy and wonder how it ever happened.

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 11 days ago • 721 comments

The great Graeme Garden is 82 today. There is a rule when it comes to The Goodies: as a child you preferred Bill, maybe Tim. Rarely Graeme. As an adult you realise Graeme was the best.

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

Talks between the US and Russia have opened in Riyadh. Putin henchman Kirill Dmitriev, the head of the Russian sovereign wealth fund, revealed the real reason for the meeting immediately - enrichment. He expects progress on economic issues - sanctions lifted - in 3 months and a bonanza for US biz.

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

It should now be illegal for there to be bonuses or dividends for Thames Water - this should always be the way - shares are about risk , not certain payouts - this is the criminal world brought to us by Thatcher and all of those that grew out of her compost www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

❗️Estonia’s Foreign Intelligence Service (EFIS) reports that Russia is expanding its armed forces in a way that not only supports Russia’s war effort in Ukraine but also prepares for a potential future war with NATO.

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

I hope my old landlord reads this. I am the person who put urine in your steam iron, planted water cress on the welcome mat and placed prawns in the curtain lining. This is because you charged me £180 quid off my deposit for a missing teaspoon and supposedly broken light fitting

submitted 9 days ago • 22 comments

If we look at the numbers,it’s obvious how enormous the contribution of the EU to Ukraine’s defense has been.To say that the EU helps Ukraine less than the USA is simply untrue The total aid allocated by Europe to Ukraine over the past 3 years surpasses the US– nearing almost €140 billion,—IFW

submitted 12 days ago • 61 comments

John Brosio, 2012

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Untitled https://www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-173

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"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

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"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

OTD in 2022 i denied any invasion would happen. So you can believe my promises about peace now.

submitted 10 days ago • 49 comments