nlsmith.com
Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini.
South Amana, Iowa
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I only go to them because my kids get candy.
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They pay out cash, soroscoin, or adrenochrome
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I feel like it’s more likely they are clueless.
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Tell the bank their funding was cut.
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I wish them a happy transition
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I figured you were. That's why I wrote "if you're reading this" about what you were writing! :D
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If you're reading this and don't know who Irving B. is, and you want to know everything about Iowa City history, pick up one of his books at every single Iowa City book store and antique store and garage sale, or read them online ouriowaheritage.com/webers-writi...
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If I eat a king cake do I take a prince poop?
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I hate how they make you click through to the article by not showing you everything. So far we got:
1. The plague (not actually a food but ok)
2. Bananas probably?
I’ll report back with the third after reading the article.
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No dick taters? That’s what I say when I don’t want a penis-shaped potato.
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As a father of four I gotta say they nailed it with this one. youtu.be/W8Kw71ezXGU
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What's New Jersey? Sorry haven't heard of it.
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Thoughts are like the only thing you _can't_ find on PornHub
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I'd take that bet www.youtube.com/shorts/BUHAU...
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I know at least two around here where they took out the Play Place after COVID.
In 2009 the '80s McDonald's were long behind us so it's been a slow decline like the Roman Empire.
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us = people I’ve blocked
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I've finally replaced all my web3 with agentic workflows
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My daughter said, "Grandma's place is great! She's got a cookie jar and a finished basement!"
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that speaks volumes
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They made me pay money for Free Tibet
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Iran did 9/11 with saddam dummy
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If you divide this by the run of the remote husband you get the slope of the remote husband.
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Il Papa?! He a preach very much!
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I wasn’t paying attention and I swore I heard his voice and I looked up and saw the Walmart logo and decided to ignore what I thought that was.
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I‘m not going to pay a lot for this clavier.
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Oh I know this one
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'90s kids grew up with Rage Against the Machine so our playlists are loaded up.
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OH BABY YOU GOUT WHAT I NEEEED
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That's a skidsteer
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The same people who designed DVD menus got new jobs working on fire tv apps.
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TOO MUCH FIGHTING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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or hanged?
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In what way were the federal agents "involved" I wonder?
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It's all been downhill since Kai's Power Tools
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When we had to dissect cats in biology class in high school my friend recorded a cat meowing hid a tape player on a loop in one of the cabinets in the science room.
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The stuff in there is called fahrenheit. They call him Mr. that.
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I watched them start it on live tv on Jan 6
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Is Plain, Iowa too exciting for this group?
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My mom: “I like The Free Press it has both sides”
My fascist dad: “Yeah right as if there is more than one side”
Me: *double infinity eye roll*
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You can imagine Imagine Dragons for free.
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34¢ to fill up the tank for the week
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In the 90s in Iowa we all had the Honda Spree Iowa Edition:
…restricted version that utilized a restricted muffler, smaller main jet and a 12:83 (6.917) gear ratio in order to comply with Iowa laws on the use of mopeds. It was limited in top speed to 25mph…very rare model.
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Shareware-ass airline. Can I pay extra to get a flight without the ads?
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Do you know why they use those systems?
Because they work and have continued working for 30 years.
Yes FAA needs funding and change but reliable old boring computers are not the problem.
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The Badlands are the best part! Does that make the rest of the state worselands? Souix falls is fine. "Chislic" is not a real food.
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If you say
Regan
Raegan
Reagan
out loud in the dark, Reagan comes back