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#running Lover of dogs, unsufferer of fools, despiser of all That Guy represents
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Yes. I cook and eat tofu and am not ashamed of it. Tonight I made blackened Cajun tofu soft tacos with siracha slaw and you only wish I’d have shared some with you.

I fantasize about an “Escape From New York” scenario except DJT is the president and we send Snake in to tell Isaac Hayes not only can he keep him but here’s $1mill in cash as thanks for doing the rest of us a solid.

Sound up 😂😂😂

It’s almost as if he knows this and is the outcome he actually wants. He just doesn’t any of the associated accountability.

“Paper of record” seems not very good when it comes to the whole recording thing.

I’ve managed enough people and processes in my life, and I’ve seen enough of the way he operates to say with extreme confidence: Donald Trump could not and would not last one day as an employee were I his manager. I wouldn’t waste time trying to “bring him along.” He’s inherently unteachable.

What the troops in that military parade really defend when they fight was on display in towns and cities throughout the country yesterday: The right to speak up. The right to say no. The right to assemble and to do so without fear. Those who get that are the true patriots. The rest posers. #NoKings

No one is making fun of the Army. A proper 250th birthday commemoration is entirely appropriate. We’re mocking the weak, empty husk who co-opted their birthday to commemorate his own and ended up humiliating them both.

McMahon thinking, “I hope the food at this party is better than the entertainment. And there’d better be cake.”

Trump's parade could have been an email

A certain percentage of people will stop what they’re doing just to watch a line of ants in the sand. Factor this in when estimating trump’s birthday parade attendance.

They do NOT make them like they used to. Thank heavens. #svengoolie

“And if you join within the next 10 minutes, you’ll be entered to win a spot in an exciting parade JUST LIKE THIS ONE!”

Not even Leni Riefenstahl could make anything out of this.

“Aren’t there children somewhere I could be starving instead of sitting through this?”

TO ALL FOTUS supporters- enablers‼️🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s a Christmas miracle.

Melanie looks like she senses that the sleeping pill she slipped into his Diet Coke just kicked and Walt Nauta appears to be thinking, “I KNEW I should have changed his diaper before this thing started.”

What is the German word for when your schadenfreude is so intense it gives you a boner?

And the paper of record buried it below the fold and well-below an article about the latest animated movie to hit theaters.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

We were at least three deep the entire route of our #NoKings protest in Carlsbad CA today. And I’ll go out on a limb to say nary a one of us was getting paid, in crypto or stale potato chips.

Oh and yes, there were a LOT of US flags on display at our local #NoKings protest.

Saw a sign today that read: “This Marine wife is pissed. Ft Bragg was the last straw.” Can’t imagine she is alone in that sentiment. I don’t think they want to be used as political pawns. #NoKings

If you take one thing away from today, let it be that we outnumber them.

The number of cars beeping their horns in support of #NoKings protestors along our route would do your heart good. They want us to believe their movement is omnipotent and omnipresent. It is neither.

A big black Ford truck flying a large Trmp/Vnce flag was stopped in traffic next to the protestors and tried to taunt us. A chant immediately went up amongst our group: “little dick energy!” Everyone laughed, including the two in the truck. #NoKings

People here showed up and showed out today, even though the venue changed to the next City over. I’m gonna say at least 600, but likely more in Oceanside/Carlsbad CA. #NoKings

This is what leaders do. A decent leader would cancel parades if any such parades were scheduled.

Be safe out there today, people. Head on a swivel.