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For the second time in my adult life I am having to downgrade Windows to the previous version in order to fix an unresolvable problem and I would like for anyone at Microsoft to realize that their products are fucking terrible and take responsibility for it.

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I don't believe that's true because if that were true, it would mean that every decision I've ever made in my life was wrong or at least misguided and I would have to reevaluate my entire being and that's too much for me so I don't believe it and actually I'm now angry that you suggested it.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The Serena cameo is maybe the greatest surprise appearance in any performance in the history of man.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Doesn’t get said enough, but hating women will ruin your life. I have never met a happy misogynist. The most frustrated, emotionally unstable people on earth are Men Who Hate Women.

submitted 16 days ago • 18 comments

I hate satire because the people who need to hear the message of satire are incapable of understanding it and will always reappropriate it at face value.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Screaming Jay Hawkins and his band were blackout drunk when they recorded I Put a Spell on You and were surprised to hear it the next day and had to re-learn that version from the recording.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This isn't the time or the place but I just remembered the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial and got infuriated again. Fuck that woman. Fuck that jury. They all deserve to suffer.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We have entered an era where evil people are empowered to be as evil as they want. This is bad for everyone, but especially the people currently in charge. Sometime soon, different evil people will overthrow them, and they will regret enabling such evil, but it will be too late.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

In preparation for the many pilgrimages to his grave, they should just go ahead and make Joe Biden's tombstone a urinal.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

No president has ever failed the moment worse than Joe Biden, and that includes Herbert Hoover and James Buchanan

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I fully expected trump and elon to do this stuff. I fully expected the media not to cover it. The thing that is shocking is that democrats aren't doing anything to fight back.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Owners of sports teams should be allowed to lose money or break even, but they should not be allowed to make a profit. Any and all revenue should go straight back to the team, not the billionaire owner

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Really want a super bowl commercial that's just random people on the street calling trump a loser and musk a dweeb

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I hope that climate protesters know that - in the event that we succeed in stopping and reversing global warming - everyone will still hate them. They're annoying, petulant assholes who have no conception of how to actually affect change.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

not to dismiss the whole thing, but if I wanted to grow my own food I'd have become a farmer, the literal point of civilisation was that everyone didnt have to grow their own food

submitted 25 days ago • 61 comments

Still waiting for another hockey player to beat the shit out of Connor Bedard and then go to the post-game interview and say "I felt like destroying something beautiful"

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I dunno. Maybe Trump will deport half the Dodgers and save baseball.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

can someone who knows how to do these things make an yglesias follower label? between that and the singal one think all bases will be covered then

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

What he means is that the rich had a greater share of the country's wealth because the poor were poorer.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

if they invented a mouth guard that harnesses the power of jaw-clinching, I think I could power my whole neighborhood on my own.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who Sephiroth is and I assume that anyone who does is a massive dork and that has served me well 100% of the time.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The people who would want this are demons. Literal embodiments of evil.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Novak Djokovic is in the weird position where adding titles won't improve his legacy. He's already, at worst, the third best men's tennis player of all time. But he's not the goat and never will be. No amount of trophies will change that.

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Something that keeps me up at night is how bad of a politician T'Challa was. All he had to do was demand that Zuri tell his story to the council and then rule that N'Jadaka had to live in the country for at least ten years before he was allowed to challenge for king.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

By voicing an otherwise unvoiced sibilant consonant, one can transform a single galloping animal into multiple human prostitutes.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Every so often someone will get mad at me in my mentions and, when I dispense with them, will make fun of me for my low follower count and I always block them before I can make this point so I'll make it here.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Richest men in the world before the internet: I will collect the world's greatest art and display it as a symbol of my power Richest men in the world after the internet: My computer can do art and that makes me better than the artists nananabooboo I am a father who gets lots of sex

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