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no-style-newton.bsky.social
Childless cat guy, skateboarder, car singer, food disposal. 📎
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I feel like more henchmen should say "d'uh-oh" when the plan starts going awry again

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NES bass is umami in audio form

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Managed to get put in a half Nelson by a tire at work. How was everyone else's night?

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SAY WHAAA BOBOBO SAY WHAAA BOBOBO SAY WHAAA BOBOBO GET UP STAND UP

submitted 63 days ago • 12 comments

Family includes everyone! ❤️

submitted 207 days ago • 801 comments

My sleep schedule is like a Jackson Pollock painting. Chaotic, vaguely artistic, and perhaps a cry for help

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

Sadly, people sometimes sacrifice, or fear, living their purpose in order to make money.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 69 days ago • 684 comments

There on their way, Ron

submitted 69 days ago • 42 comments

Donkey Kong Bananza genuinely looks like a really fun game to play. His design is also slowly growing on me. Sure it's not the Rare design, but it's not bad

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Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)

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I needed this

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Finally remember the egg rolls I was gonna bring for lunch all last week No appetite

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Had this thought ever since I first saw the image, finally felt like making it

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Go help out these trans & non binary businesses! (Reposts appreciated on this 💙) go.bsky.app/6DkNbH7

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments