you could just like, start slipping in a few wild tales, some outright banger lies, keep em on their toes? make them really question just how well they know you?
Enlighted centrists, people who try to convince you both sides are the same, seem to always end up chiding leftists more and siding with conservatives. Weird.
lmao this is such an empty, meaningless comment. But like, for real. It's not even making any point. This is literally if the soyjak npc was on Twitter.
This reads like an AI going down a checklist of points it’s supposed to hit.
✅”I’m neither right nor left”
✅ support the right
✅ use the word “butthurt” because I’m being fed old archived data from 2010’s era Reddit on how to be annoying
Usually the aloof smug self superior "I am above both sides" spend most of their time criticizing the left and agreeing with the (far)right. Weird that.
If you have a kind of "red panic" reaction to just THE IDEA of a honest reading about any left book (Marx, lenin, mao, trosky. Hell even more modern ones or "left adjacent" like Sartre). I inform you, you aren't centrist at all.
The same goes in reverse btw.
“Listen, I’m not for right nor left, but it’s clear I don’t know the difference between ‘making fun of’ and ‘being offended by’, I am calling you a liberal as that’s the only synonym for ‘leftist’ I know and you would hardly find me criticising alt-right shitpost.”
"I'm not right or left" = "I'm super leaning towards the right, but I know that that doesn't get you taken seriously by anyone NOT so far to the right they hunt the poor for sport. So, I'm going to say I'm Center, but really only advocate everything on the right. That's the same as being unbiased."
This is basically kiwi farmers and encyclopedia dramatica users except replace billionaire with “making a joke about one of their members getting doxxed”
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Well, they can very sloppily dish it out, but they still can't take it.
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Okay, so they're not very good at dishing it out, but they're still worse at taking it.
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Okay, so they're just very whiny, cowardly, and stupid.
Right it is, then.
Someday memes will Be used as historical documents to understand actual days.
✅”I’m neither right nor left”
✅ support the right
✅ use the word “butthurt” because I’m being fed old archived data from 2010’s era Reddit on how to be annoying
Probably not too concerned with right or wrong either.
The same goes in reverse btw.
Not hard to do.
Because he's clutching it so hard.
We were raised on 'ethnic diversity squad' cartoons and we like it that way. He's -horrid-.
Black humor now: Bigotry, sometimes just saying a slur.