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noahscape4u.bsky.social
The answer to the question, "what if you combined a butch lesbian, a gay man, and a nerdy dad whose kids are absolutely certain is autistic?"
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IT WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE Idaho has introduced a resolution to ask SCOTUS to REPEAL Obergefell and allow for states to make gay marriage ILLEGAL again. We will NEVER go back. See text here: legiscan.com/ID/drafts/HJ...

What's crazy about "my dead mom's vagina would kill you" guy is that his initial point was completely reasonable, but he's decided to shoot himself in the foot by arguing it as bad as he possibly can.

some conservative somewhere: ‘thank god free speech won now we can finally shut up these protesters’

Absolutely devastated to report that Ben Shapiro has excellent opinions about the Wicked movie. I have the Daily Wire blocked, but someone clipped him talking about it on TikTok and I watched the whole thing, nodding along and subsequently being disgusted that I was nodding

STOP POSTING and take this seriously. NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)

It’s almost time for the best meal of the year

LIBERALISM WIN: transgender representative completely gives into her rights being taken away in an honorable, classy way 🔥

When I was checking the list of Hugo winners to see if NK Jemisen was the first Black woman to win (she was), I learned that Octavia Butler was never even nominated, which is absolutely outrageous. Parable of the Sower is one of my two favorite books ever, and Kindred is absolutely incredible.

Just finished rereading NK Jemisen's Broken Earth Trilogy, and holy fucking shit I forgot just how gripping these books are. the brilliant commentary on racism, slavery, colonialism, generational trauma, and cycles of abuse is all excellent, but the prose is some of the strongest I've ever read

Look, all I'm saying is that you can't prove Elon Musk DOESN'T own an extensive collection of sword canes

Fuck Trump.

So I knew we all hated the Tyson/Paul fight, but can we perhaps talk about just how shit Jake Paul's haircut is? ESPECIALLY when wet

Philip K. Dick: In my book I invented the Minority Report as a cautionary tale Tech companies: At long last we have created the Minority Report from the classic sci-fi novella Don't Create the Minority Report

In order of how dedicated I am: MLB: Mariners, D-backs NBA: Nuggets (Jokic), Spurs WBC: I rooted for Venezuela this year, but usually Japan Tennis: I really like Gael Monfils and Coco Gauff NFL: I dislike football, but I have a soft spot for the Eagles Soccer: whoever the underdog is

For @nplusonemag.bsky.social, I wrote about how we're living through the post-9/11 period all over again, in all the worst ways

God I love infodumping about the Comanche Empire. Only culture in history to be introduced to firearms, use them, and then voluntarily toss them aside and go back to bows. "Guns hit harder than bows? Lol just shoot faster idiot." Fuckin iconic

Cal Raleigh is now the 19th catcher in AL/NL history to have a 30 home run season. Not surprisingly, 9 of the previous 33 instances belong to Mike Piazza

my wife: “have you heard about this lauren boebert situation?” me: “yeah, she laurened his boebert until he beetlejuiced” my wife: “i’m going to bed”

Watched The Equalizer 2 with a friend, and I am here to report 2 things: 1) it does not stop being funny to say "oooh, he's gonna Equalize 'em!" 2) lighting and hair and makeup need to be held accountable for making Pedro Pascal look white. They turned him into Peter Pasquale

this never would have happened at burning woman

as a satirist I do not approve of the current trend of terrible people being so comically overstated in their awfulness, it doesn't leave me a lot of room to work