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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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All of a sudden I’m becoming a strong supporter of eugenics…

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Makes so much sense. “Costume.” 🤣

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To paraphrase Paul Giamatti as Mike Raymond in Sideways, just a soupçon of racism.

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I guess Leon decided it’s too late to save Trump so why waste all that money. 🤷‍♂️

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Andrew Wakefield, Jenny McCarthy, RFK Jr., all to blame for this nonsense.

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Mango Mussolini is a menace to the free world. Send him to Russia where he can hang with his oligarch buddies.

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Tomorrow is election day. If you haven't already voted, cast your ballot to vote Doug out.

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Measles Are Great Again!

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That’s beautiful. We know most Americans don’t support his positions so this kind of demonstration reinforces that.

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This scumbag is gonna regret this. 🇨🇦 will prevail!!

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Трамп — российский актив

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Just when you thought hiring Patel was rock bottom, Trump says, hold my beer.

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F’n right! A real leader stands up for what’s right. Trudeau representing all of North America! 🇨🇦

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Anyone that can listen to this blathering fool, and believe he is any smarter that a middle school child, will happily line up for a glass of the Kool-Aid.

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This is the signal that you will all look back on and say, “I missed that.”

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Late to episode 5 of Severance but the appearance of Gordon Lightfoot’s, “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is a brilliant way to start this episode!

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We already do so that wouldn’t change. We will fight you on healthcare though. Sorry.

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@toolmusic.bsky.social yes!!!!!!!! Glad you’re here.

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