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She/Her. I like politics and video games. I also talk about food. I am a fan of all Fallout games and I kinda like the show too. Palaver at me about the Dark Tower series anytime. Catholic (yes, I know). 49, married, DMs are closed.
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Who are going to vote for

submitted 11 hours ago • 22 comments

Just reached 290,000 followers here on Bluesky, and, well: Wow. Thank you for being part of my experience here. To celebrate this really cool milestone, I've donated to Black Girls Do STEM, because we need diversity in STEM fields more than ever these days. Onward! bgdstem.com

submitted 5 hours ago • 47 comments

This must have been a good dream

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Talking my dude through a DM from a (probable) bot. He hasn't just blocked them because I'm pointing out some of the tells. Like going to the bot's replies and seeing a spam-barrage of DM requests in other people's threads.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

The last few weeks have been horrible, so here’s a picture of Athena looking adorable in a little T-shirt #dog #dogsofbluesky

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

Running a fever, so I'm sitting home tonight. Drank a pina colada mix, feeling a little mellowed out after this morning's fuckarow.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

You honk at me? I honk at you and be mad about it!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Parcel at the post office <dance> 💃 It is two days early <dance> 💃

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

PMS is the problem, maybe

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Package is now Moving Through the Network after being stuck in Indianapolis for 28 hours.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Puma has been shut out of the bedroom. I do not have a blanket.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

She barfed on my side of the bed again, this time on clean sheets. I fucking give up.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Just read this one: "You Matter! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light²... ... in which case: You Energy!"

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

When I say "don't," what I really mean is "don't pull out that plug because that's my PC's juice." He needs to go back to bed, tbh.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh my GAWD Eldest knocked on the bedroom door to make Youngest get up at 1:30 in the fucking morning. I just happened to be awake this time. She could get in, she just wanted to be an asshole. I'm about to put her in the yard. (she's 28, she fucking knows better)

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Hubs got up because he sits up for an hour in the middle of the night sometimes. This gave me the opportunity to strip the bed and hose it down with Febreze. Few minutes and I'll put new ones on. Then I can sleep.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Went to bed. Got up again. My dude is asleep. Puma barfed in the middle of my side of the bed. I guess I don't sleep.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Waiting for Linda McMahon to turn into The Fabulous Moolah.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

3 pieces of delicious fried chicken. Mashed potatoes with gravy. Large pile of green beans. I have not been happier today. 🤤

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The brownies triggered my gag reflex yesterday, because I let them get too dry. Solution: Crumble brownies in a bowl, add milk, eat like cereal. I'll try the vanilla almond milk next time!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Tonight is fried chicken at the K of C, and I'm really looking forward to fried chicken. (also mashed n gravy if I can get some of that)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Some of you might need this today

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

I think Bannon was jealous of all the attention Musk got re: Nazi salute. Now he's getting some of the attention he craves. Waiting for the next asshole to pop his arm up.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The braunschweiger was still good! 🤤

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Renamed it to Gulf of Diarrhea on MapQuest. My sense of humor stopped evolving at 8 years old.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Left to my own devices, I will sleep 14 hours a day. Part of it is my medication, part of it is brain damage.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Whoooops, it's 10:25. Good night!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

FUUUUU Brownies are making me wanna barf tonight ;-;

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Do not mess with Miss Dolly. "Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library" www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton...

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

Every god damn day there is something else. Every. Day.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

TFW your basement neighbour puts an Adderall-fuelled psychopath in charge of their home, and he right away starts pounding on the ceiling/floor and shouting up "YOU GOT NICE STUFF!!! YOU SHOULD TO GIVE ME ALL YOUR STUFF!!!" and you're like, ugh, now I got THIS to deal with.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

The oolong got brewed nice and strong. 🫖

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Boss saw me rubbing my leg and he freaked out a little because I am medically interesting. I couldn't think of how to express what I was doing/feeling and he was getting more wound up so I was finally like SPACE HEATER MAKE LEG SPICY. He understood.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

May democracy live long and prosper.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Another scammy call, this time from somebody different. He asks to speak with my father-in-law, and to my great shame I didn't tell him that FIL is dead (he's not). Just said "Nope!" and "Goodbye!" and he hung up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 2 days ago • 372 comments

My dude asked what I wanted for lunch. My brain said "pizza pizza," but I asked him what he wanted. He wanted Little Caesar's. We do this creepy shit a lot.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And when will the feds finally put an end to congestion pricing in Manhattan?

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

When I say the PC is old, I mean it has a little AOL guy logo and an ICQ button, and WinAmp. Only thing it needs is mIRC, and I'd be in Y2K heaven.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

💖🥥💖

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments