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Immature midwestern master electrician mother.
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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

submitted 93 days ago • 170 comments

Sex so good your CPAP mask falls off

submitted 93 days ago • 18 comments

Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance theonion.com/low-folding-...

submitted 95 days ago • 75 comments

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

submitted 96 days ago • 475 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 100 days ago • 604 comments

Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot

submitted 101 days ago • 65 comments

Fact: The Counting Crows lyric “it’s been a long December” was written halfway through the first day of December.

submitted 100 days ago • 144 comments

Mmmm, Dog Dicks™️

submitted 104 days ago • 145 comments

filing a suit against the teenagers on the bus who called me "a mayonnaise-eating PBS bitch"

submitted 105 days ago • 18 comments

don’t be a SHEEP 😤🐑 be the goat actor who portrayed Black Phillip in the 2015 film “The Witch,” whose on-set behavior was so intense he got banned from show business and gets to live on a FARM NOW

submitted 104 days ago • 19 comments

I just leave this here.....

submitted 104 days ago • 755 comments

Good morning to everyone except the cloaked stranger who trapped me in his labyrinth

submitted 104 days ago • 5 comments

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

submitted 105 days ago • 631 comments

submitted 106 days ago • 669 comments

My cat is trying to seduce me..

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I have no respect for my betters. Ooh, you’re better than me? Like that’s hard

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl theonion.com/trump-boys-g...

submitted 110 days ago • 85 comments

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

submitted 112 days ago • 3870 comments

Don’t worry, the right person is out there somewhere. Thousands of light years away. An alien who loves you

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

60 to 70 year old dads/grandpa's, what the hell do you actually want for a Christmas gift?!?!

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️

submitted 117 days ago • 304 comments

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

submitted 117 days ago • 1281 comments

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

submitted 117 days ago • 1248 comments

Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?

submitted 118 days ago • 1852 comments

apnews.com/article/ten-...

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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb theonion.com/oklahoma-law...

submitted 119 days ago • 189 comments

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ext...

submitted 121 days ago • 61 comments

HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room theonion.com/hr-sends-out...

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bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed? me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it

submitted 121 days ago • 184 comments