Once again, I forgot to use alt text, so for the visually impaired, I posted a concession stand pic of strawberry filled churros which look similar to a dog’s red penis peeking out of its sheath. If your visual impairment has made it so that you don’t relate to the similarity, count yourself lucky
In the season of cheer, I confess,
I forgot my alt text, oh what a mess!
A churro pic shared,
Looked quite weird and bared,
Like a pup's red surprise, I must stress!
I’m not visually impaired, but I do enjoy your descriptions, especially the word “sheath” in this context. My go to word was “ lipstick”. Not any more.
Crunch crunch. “What’s that?” Chew chew. “Sorry, can’t talk, my mouth is full of Dog Dicks.™️” Chew, swallow. “Mmm, nothing satisfies like a Dog Dick™️ after a morning of shopping! Now, what were you saying?”
“You’ve got some Dog Dick™️ right here.” Points to corner of own mouth.
Alt text “you know how a dog’s penis sticks out weird when it gets horny, well here’s an ad for churros that looks so much like it that it made me think of it”. Would that be so difficult, bro?
(I mostly did this to be funny, but we all should use alt for accessibility!!!)
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like herpes.
My neck is sore from looking up.
He was a good boy .
I forgot my alt text, oh what a mess!
A churro pic shared,
Looked quite weird and bared,
Like a pup's red surprise, I must stress!
I'm going to go walk into the sea.
“You’ve got some Dog Dick™️ right here.” Points to corner of own mouth.
(I mostly did this to be funny, but we all should use alt for accessibility!!!)
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Thanks alot.....