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noforkesgiven.bsky.social

Bricks hold it down, butter holds it together. Big flavors, bigger attitude. 💋 Vibes and bites, handpicked. Need a rec? DM me.

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Elderberry syrup boiling real pretty. I fell off my crunchy mom game, and the germs took full advantage. But baby, the way this pot smells like ginger, cinnamon, cloves and get thee behind me pollen? I’m back. Aye, flu season -

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Fully committed to my chopped salad era. Today’s mix: spinach, baby romaine Caesar, strawberries, salmon, and toasted basmati rice. A flavor summit. A cultural moment. An edible love letter. Sorry for the crappy pic—my fork beat me to it. #foodsky 🍜

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s been a rough one—my son was in the hospital until 5am yesterday. He’s okay (thank God), but I’m still catching my breath. Then this little box of joy from @thetastytin.bsky.social showed up at my door. And just like that, my heart felt a little lighter. Grateful 💕 #foodsky #blackfoodsky

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Me: I’m done with heavy breakfasts. Also me: proceeds to make out with a steak & asparagus panini with sharp cheddar and a fried scrambled egg on toasted sourdough. Send help. Or napkins.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Omg I’m just now watching WildCard Kitchen S2E8 and whewww—the way Carlos snatched that first round and left both the girls frozen for a solid few minutes?! Baayyyybbeeeee he better take the whole episode. I’m invested now. 👀

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

#stunday Anyone else have foods that define parts of your life? Citrus is my fruit of choice and blood oranges and Meyer lemons represent me now.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Still stuck on my steak and salmon bite craving—this time adding lemon garlic asparagus to the mix. Do I have forks? Absolutely. Will I be using one? Absolutely not. Going full savage tonight. Fingers > etiquette. 🍜

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Self love is pulling up for an Insomnia Brookie—warm, melty, reckless—with two scoops of Caramillionaire ice cream on top. No table needed. Just me, my feelings, and a parking lot therapy session. Party of one, happily. 🍪✨ #foodsky #blackfoodsky

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Just got the most random craving for garlic butter steak and salmon chunks with… get this—fried Brussels sprouts?!?! 🥴 Clearly my spirit wants to be at somebody’s swanky bar, cocktail in hand. But alas… it’s giving Club Duvet and a weighted blanket. 😴 #foodsky #blackfoodsky 🍜

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Google loves sending me a reminder that I’m in the top 10% for restaurant reviews. After years of the Local Guides program, there are still no rewards, incentives or compensation for high quality content creators on Google Maps. Yet, we’re constantly asked to “contribute more.” I stopped ages ago.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My gifs aren’t posting and I feel like it’s causing a universal communication breakdown. @bsky.app please fix it promptly—I’ve got reactions to react and drama to enhance. 😤💅🏾✨

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Let me go and uuuummmmm check on these goddamn garbanzo beans….see if they cooked yet.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

….because it's about to get real I need to know if you guys are really ready to be my friend because it gets real, it gets gross, it gets terrifying.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Homemade Ube Ice cream #blackfoodsky #foodsky #dessertsky #homemade #ube #icecream 🍨

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid…

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Fan girling ret now like it was me!! 🥲🥲🥲

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment