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nolongersms.bsky.social
He/Him Questionable motives
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Gatorade for P just doesn't roll off the tongue at all.
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I'll say it again, if they have him back for like...5 minutes, I'll be mostly happy. Preferably 60-70 mins, though.
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Y...yes?
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I escaped your wrath yesterday. Hopefully this will appease you some way.
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The kind where I get shoved up against lockers, and my thinking is going to get corrected?
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Not I.
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Cool! Had no idea, but makes sense.
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YES!
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Why peanuts? Serious question.
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I would say that a lot of our stumbled upon answers and work experiences give us something, after time, that we would not have otherwise. A headache! Ahahahahahahahaha...*fartnoise-the adam sandler way*
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Headcanon for what you're really doing.
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I remember those dudes now! Dang, I was getting them mixed up with the shoebill!
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You should name that day kickassmas.
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Totally normal dude, though. (Oppenheimer was probably a fair assessment)
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Also, likely had an accent.
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Fuck, someone needs to be there at the moment to stake him and cut off his damn head. Maybe add fire just to be sure.
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If this keeps you out of this state or any other state, I feel like my wee fib did its job. You're the most precious of Canadian resources, and this whole place is filled with the wrong kind of loons.
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We use snakes, instead of rope. Need more rope? Tie a snake at the end. Very handy.
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I know! I only play stupid here, except when I'm wrong, which is at least less than 90% of the time.
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Well, see, what you want to do in this case, is get really close to its head and see if it's triangular or not.
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Well, when I need help filling out my 1040, you'll be the first person I call.
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Man, I'd be watching the fuck what I say were I that tool.
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It has no fur, though? And where's its legs?
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I don't know about y'all, but I think that's a snake.
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Gotta respect the try, though.
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They usually do a confirmation call for "medicine".
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Yeah, I actually had a pretty good relationship with an evangelical (never picked up the sub-type, but that shit gets all in the weeds, as I'm aware you know), and yeah, she was totally like that. Sweet lady otherwise - she was the first person outside of my mother I referred to as Mom.
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I always felt like people on the whole made fun of me for being a Catholic, but I could just kick down on the Mormons. I think once I had sex with a Mormon, my empathy opened up quite a bit.
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It was better without my brother, because everything had to revolve around what he was doing. I got caught in places I shouldn't have been when he was out of the picture, because I was a bad liar. I also felt, though, that you can't just give a kid Carte Blanche one year and take it back the next.
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I grew up mostly Catholic, but grew up wait out west...of Houston. There wasn't much in the way of Catholic study classes during the summers, so I occasionally found my way into a Baptist summer camp. But never anything like that. There's probably a Houston equivalent, because it's wild down there.
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More DFW lore that I had no idea existed.
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Yessss.
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I like the F-16 too. I think there will always be a soft spot for the F-14, because I know they're all secretly Veritechs.
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That is a fun fact! I'd also like to see Dalton summon The Glow.
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There's no reason for this level of violence.
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It's actually great, and it's fun as hell.
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I thought it was important that you'd know why my expert and valued opinion could not be given here.
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Reality TV 👎
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I didn't realize tail could come that cheap.
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Love Blade. It's fun as hell, and Wesley Snipes is just outrageously bad ass.
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Here it comes.
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Bonus round - Possum Kingdom killer or vampire?
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Better than being shaky from squirts.