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Anyone spouting Britain is the "best country on earth" is deluded. We are an island museum exhibiting ill-gotten-gains of a dark imperial past. With decaying Victorian infrastructure that we can't afford to replace because ignorant & bigoted pensioners keep voting to make us poor

I've got tickets to see one of my favourite bands tomorrow night. But because I'm a middle aged man I've also done a click and collect order for earplugs and I've got a seated ticket and I've scoped out a nice craft beer pub to wait in before the gig. I've also stocked up on paracetamol.

In other news. I didn't press go on wahoo so nothing recorded. Which basically means I never rode my bike today.

Out on the bike today, really happy with the drivetrain rear brakes and tyres. But omg does it make the front end feel like absolute garbage. Front end next then I think it'll be great.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

It took this guy 5 years to figure out where the heat comes from but now he's up to speed and on it.

I'm taking the mtb project out for a test ride today. Got the brakes and drivetrain fitted on Friday. But I've decided not to use the front brake conversion. It's a bit janky, even for me. So we're currently on stock front end with callipers and new back end with hydraulic disk and new groupset.

Soldier Returning From 2096 Cyber War Reunited With 8-Year-Old Self theonion.com/soldier...

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

Who made this 🤣

When I got a new 3D printer a lot of people asked me if I was going to buy a bambu. I got the sovol because I had some concerns about some of the features and functionality of the bambu printers, I wouldn't want to be in the stressful situation some people are experiencing.

If your arm is hanging at your side, or your hand is sitting in your lap when you get your blood pressure checked, the reading might be off.

MTB project big step forward today. Found a front disk brake adapter I bought ages ago and decided even though it looks a bit shady I'd give it a go, and it fits up OK. still need to get some new front forks but this means I might actually be able to get it working. Calipers and tyres ordered.

I'm not the first person to point this out, but a large amount of people don't know what horror is any more. We need a way of separating out the jump-scare, surface level stuff from the genuinely disturbing films so half the reviews aren't just teenagers saying "boring"

I wish we could cultivate a culture where people get excited about and share the new skills they've learned more than the new stuff they've bought.

Where have all the paranormal tv series gone? Not the ones where a bunch of tits with night vision cameras sit in a basement and pretend they can smell a ghost. I mean the ones where you hear how Linda from Carlisle believes the spirit of her dead nan is trapped inside an orange

Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...

Thinking about what upgrades to do on my mtb next year, browsing sites for air adjustable forks... Yes the mtb I've not ridden in 4 months that doesn't have a drivetrain or brakes, of course the next step is fancy suspension.

I was doing some DIY today. The soundtrack was very fitting. youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU?...

hear me out. what if the damsel in distress trope isn’t about needing rescue from a man but about needing to see a man put his life on the line to be worth her time

A list of ten countries and the number of heavy metal bands they have per 1 million people... China = 0.1 Jamaica = 0.3 Thailand = 2 Albania = 3 South Korea = 4 Cuba = 6 Japan = 11 Russia = 14 Brazil = 18 Finland = 532

(to the tune of Adam Ant's Prince Charming) Prince Andrew Prince Andrew Chinese spy and dining with a paedo Christmas dinner Christmas dinner Some turkey drummers Wanking over Baywatch

No country that allows raw sewage to be dumped in its rivers or on its coasts can call itself developed.

Creepy old Hannibal Lecter just popped round with a doggy bag from the work Christmas party. He always gives me the willies.

Certainly a lot of weather today.

Hawk Tuah pump and dump, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.