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Applied for a job at OpenAI and got rejected within hours. I bet my left nut OpenAI did this to me. Not a human.

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Imagine inventing the English language and pronouncing idea as idear.

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I had a poached egg with asperger's. Best shit ever.

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Mounjaro is such a dumb fucking name for a pill. Mohenjadaro was the first human civilization. What's the fucking correlation?

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Idk if people realize that you can't demonstrate and protest against evil. Imagine picketing outside hell because Satan is a bag of dicks. A circus is not pandemonium. It's made to look like one, but it's carefully choreographed.

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In a sea of Teslas be a Honda.

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The sound of a reversing Tesla is as annoying as the sound of its CEO.

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Swedish is not a real language.

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Man. I subscribed to a list of journalists and independent news organizations and my feed is depressing AF.

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Elizabeth Holmes should have branded theranos to become theragun and recouped all the money. Fuck! that thing is better than sex.

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I just realized I have been taking everything with a rain of salt.

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Human used to scratch me. Now I scratches myself.

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Normalize ignoring a person who just sneezed. You aren't the Pope to bless anyone.

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The fucking drama around an election 🙄🙄. All Cardinals are popes

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There are 237 proto Popes. One of them will emerge with all the papal powers. The other 236 are equally pious. Just saying.

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Big picture. America outsourced its pollution and poor labor practices to China in exchange for cheap goods. Landfills are overflowing with useless objects that have a small lifespan. This trade "war" is good for the planet and ought to teach us to reduce overconsumption.

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How are you 'cilantro tastes like soap's mfs eating at Mexican restaurants?

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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs theonion.com/underfu...

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Does anyone else search for blackheads on the characters' faces on Severance when the camera zooms to their face at 4K res?

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I crawled so that I could walk. You can do it too

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Careless Whisper did not need a remake. It was perfect from George. Ugh. Stop recycling hits.

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Scooch and Booch roleplaying as fortune cookies

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Mood #caturday

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My cat got UTI. How is this world real anymore?

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Tariff. Sheriff. @merriam-webster.com they have to be related, right?

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Stock exchange. I give you my NVDA stock. You give me vegetable stock.

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Silverware at work was just steel. 😭😭😭 So humiliated at the pawn store.

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What happens to my data the moment I enter a plane? Why TF does it go back to 1990s dial up speeds?

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Who the fuck you calling gate lice, airlines? You nickel and dimed bags, made your overhead space smaller, and have left us anxious about traveling with our carryons So sit the fuck down as we wait to be first in our group to nab overhead space.

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Daylight saving is such bullshit

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Marry the person who uses a spent boarding pass as a bookmark. 📖

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Googles "ketamine OD rate"

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Applied for a job at OpenAI and got rejected within hours. I bet my left nut OpenAI did this to me. Not a human.

Imagine inventing the English language and pronouncing idea as idear.

I had a poached egg with asperger's. Best shit ever.

Mounjaro is such a dumb fucking name for a pill. Mohenjadaro was the first human civilization. What's the fucking correlation?

Idk if people realize that you can't demonstrate and protest against evil. Imagine picketing outside hell because Satan is a bag of dicks. A circus is not pandemonium. It's made to look like one, but it's carefully choreographed.

In a sea of Teslas be a Honda.

The sound of a reversing Tesla is as annoying as the sound of its CEO.

Swedish is not a real language.

Man. I subscribed to a list of journalists and independent news organizations and my feed is depressing AF.

Elizabeth Holmes should have branded theranos to become theragun and recouped all the money. Fuck! that thing is better than sex.

I just realized I have been taking everything with a rain of salt.

Human used to scratch me. Now I scratches myself.

Normalize ignoring a person who just sneezed. You aren't the Pope to bless anyone.

The fucking drama around an election 🙄🙄. All Cardinals are popes

There are 237 proto Popes. One of them will emerge with all the papal powers. The other 236 are equally pious. Just saying.

Big picture. America outsourced its pollution and poor labor practices to China in exchange for cheap goods. Landfills are overflowing with useless objects that have a small lifespan. This trade "war" is good for the planet and ought to teach us to reduce overconsumption.

How are you 'cilantro tastes like soap's mfs eating at Mexican restaurants?

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs theonion.com/underfu...

Does anyone else search for blackheads on the characters' faces on Severance when the camera zooms to their face at 4K res?

I crawled so that I could walk. You can do it too

Careless Whisper did not need a remake. It was perfect from George. Ugh. Stop recycling hits.

Scooch and Booch roleplaying as fortune cookies

Mood #caturday

My cat got UTI. How is this world real anymore?

Tariff. Sheriff. @merriam-webster.com they have to be related, right?

Stock exchange. I give you my NVDA stock. You give me vegetable stock.

Silverware at work was just steel. 😭😭😭 So humiliated at the pawn store.

What happens to my data the moment I enter a plane? Why TF does it go back to 1990s dial up speeds?

Who the fuck you calling gate lice, airlines? You nickel and dimed bags, made your overhead space smaller, and have left us anxious about traveling with our carryons So sit the fuck down as we wait to be first in our group to nab overhead space.

Daylight saving is such bullshit

Marry the person who uses a spent boarding pass as a bookmark. 📖

Googles "ketamine OD rate"

Tried Sentia, the non alcoholic booze that gives you the buzz sans the effects of alcohol. Buzz was I felt robbed off my 30$.

In Australia pizza is the topping.

Orc Erotica?