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Earthquake bluesky time! Letā€™s rock and roll, literally and figuratively.

Elon screwed up air travel across South Florida.

Replace it with Uncle Nearest, especially if you prefer Tennessee whiskeys. You won't ever look back, trust me.

if you donā€™t know the difference between ā€œtransgenicā€ and ā€œtransgenderā€ and you canā€™t even bother looking it up or have someone looking it up for you - before the FUCKING STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS, then - and iā€™m just spitballinā€™ here - maybe you are NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT.

NEW: WIRED got IP blocked by the Social Security Administration, among other outlets covering Musk's takeover. Federal workers are now "prohibited" from accessing our reporting on "government-furnished equipment." WaPo, NYT, and MSNBC are likewise banned, sources confirm.

I havenā€™t been Catholic since I was a teenager and even Iā€™m side-eyeing this mofo.

Really wish weā€™d gotten to experience more of the Roaring Twenties before we hit the Great Depression part of the cycle.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Oscar night earthquake! Is god angry that Conclave didnā€™t win? šŸ˜†

A Southwest Airlines plane was forced to abort its landing this morning after a private jet taxied in front of it across the runway at Midway Airport in Chicago. Whatever that guy from The Real World is doing with the FAA has gotta stop.

Gee, who could have predicted this? Oh, wait, everyone? Everyone did?

Maybe I wasnā€™t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Big, growing crowd just west of the U.S. Capitol protesting Trump, Musk and DOGE on Presidentā€™s Day. ā€œHey Congress, grow a spine,ā€ they shout, gathering for a rally around the reflecting pool.

Time to see how earthquake Bluesky compares to earthquake Twitter.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you donā€™t know who he is thatā€™s a You problem

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

Donā€™t spend your time on people that wonā€™t spend their time on you.

Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.

hey world, and #screenwriting #screenwriters, here is your first periodic reminder that my pitches, bibles, outlines, and scripts for EVERY PILOT I HAVE SOLD OR NOT SOLD are available for your educational use at okbjgm.weebly.com/downloads.html - check it out!

ā€œLiving your life to impress other men by hating women is one of the most embarrassing things I can imagine. Looking up to any of these men for how to live your life is even sadder.ā€

I donā€™t want to scan a QR code, just hand me a damn menu. Also, I donā€™t want to have to act like Iā€™m placing an order just to see the damn menu on your website.

Right now c xx

Rush hour should be interestingā€¦ #Severance

I never thought Iā€™d have reason to say this, butā€¦ god bless the 405, you big, uncrossable bastard!

There is a persistent myth that if you work in entertainment - if you've done something people have absolutely heard of or enjoyed - that you must be rich. Actors, writers, producers: rich. The sad truth is most of Hollywood is working class. So when you see a Go Fund Me, there's a reason it exists

Doomscrolling #gentlecomicshabit

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sending this to everyone who texts me for an update

Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable. But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.

People love to blather on about how we have to abandon CA when something climate-related happens as if anywhere in the world is safe. Climate disasters now happen absolutely everywhere and there is no escaping it. So.

Check out instruction number four for my new pillow. What google translate AI hell is this?

ā€œif you couldnā€™t be bothered to write, i canā€™t be bothered to read itā€ is the best response to AI fanfiction btw. donā€™t engage. donā€™t even give them attention, let them starve.