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Democrats are taking the Ls, just in case the people start supplying the uigis

Democrats with little signs like they are getting their advice from Wile E. Coyote

I was thinking how I'll change my life after my first heart attack, but if I make those changes now, when I have the heart attack they can just let me die

Choad the wet sprocket

If your idea of sticking it to the fascists who do a Nazi salute and pretend it is a joke is to do a Nazi salute and make a joke about it, you might want to rethink your strategy

Every day I feel better about not having children

Valentine's Day is the one day a year that people get to make fun of loveless kissless virgins

AI lies, makes up facts and tells people what it thinks they want to hear. Just like a lot of real people I know

I like surprise nudity as much as the next guy, but having it appear in my timeline makes it difficult for me to browse bluesky 8 hours a day at work

I hope those Treasury department protests get better results than the Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter, Defund the Police and Free Palestine protests.

The smurfs in Avatar use the same tentacle for fucking and riding their flying dragons! That's like taking your dog for a walk with your dick!

You'd think by now the Criterion Collection closet would be mostly empty.

Who the heck wants porn on their normal timeline? Society forced browsers to have a whole new incognito mode just to keep porn completely separate from everything else

The best time for all billionaires to leave for Mars on a rocket was 20 years ago, the second best time is today

Wow, Jennifer Aniston just followed me, liked a bunch of my posts, and has a special token for me so I can know it is really her!

Artificial Intelligence? Most of the world can't even handle real intelligence

Democrats seeing Trump's actions as an incredible call to action for fundraising and donation drives

The Democrats are here to kick ass and chew gum, but they brought a shit load of gum to chew, so they are going to need at least a few more years of chewing before they start any real action.

Thank God I'm boring and unpopular because going on hot ones would kill me

Maybe the real Gulf of America is the friends we alienated along the way

The real Gulf of America is income disparity

1 like = 1 external validation I need to feel less broken

I've hit that big 15 follower milestone - 3 times what I had on twitter! Thanks to everyone who got in on the ground floor, I won't forget you when we reach the 20s and beyond!

Dale Carnegie needs to write a new version of How to win friends and influence people, because using people's names on Bluesky is super inefficient

Can't wait for the sequel - Nosforatwo

I was thinking about how I would change my life after my first heart attack, then I realized if I make those changes NOW, when I have a heart attack I can just die.