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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser. Tits so big my cup size is sports direct.
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You should all follow this thread, it is delightful and for those of us unsure how best to punch a Nazi, educational.

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Yes, the democratic Scottish referendum not going your way is exactly the same as the genocide happening in Palestine. I love that this place is properly taking off and we’re seeing the same sort of wild takes as old school twitter.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Spray? SPRAY. Like a fucking whale.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Team Bluesky, meet Poppy and Tuvok. Adopted yesterday and settling in well, still a bit nervous but beginning to show their absolute derp side.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’m not saying I’m over excited about getting new cats, but I am a ridiculous human.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m having a clear out. It has been some time.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes, online dating is going swimmingly.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Went to Aldi and bought all the required ingredients for meat and potato pie. Except potato.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

submitted 10 days ago • 537 comments

As “a treat” I’ve had an apple and this. Is it any wonder I’m majorly depressed?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

No need for “or” in this sentence.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone kindly just come over and smack me on the head with a heavy object? This insomnia is *unbearable*

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Endless taskification of medicine isn't efficient, is TERRIBLE for patient satisfaction & is having a detrimental effect on medical training. Patients rarely remember to tell their entire concerns to someone at first contact, but they mention to whoever comes to do task X. 1/🧵

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Had to take my obs/BP for a new meds check. Appointment with HCA, takes BP, a little high. Tells me to relax and we'll try again, then tells me to GET ON THE SCALES. Ah yes, the scales, those things well known to relax women and not, in fact, bring an overwhelming sense of shame and anxiety.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Apropos of nothing, this is the ultimate valentines day gift to myself. This truly is self care. www.nsobreedingprogram.com/no-regrats

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Kanye is making me need to tap the sign.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I'm a medical doctor with multiple higher-level degrees. Today, I managed to mistake furniture polish for deodorant, and now I smell like Mr Sheen's mistress.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

In exciting news, someone from the next cohort on the Med Ed PgCert has invited the entire previous cohort to a team's meeting regarding the 'small group assignment', now the email trail is just 50+ annoyed doctors saying they've completed the course in varying levels of passive aggressiveness.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

The 24hour Greggs in the T1 arrival hall at Manchester airport is genuinely the only good thing about that place. Put it in my veins.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The world's Most Divorced Man is once again losing the child support money in court. He truly is a dickhead of the highest order. Congratulations David, this mustve taken a lot out of you, but incredible work seeing it through.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

No sugar tax on holiday. Only E numbers and tooth decay. Look at the colour of this.

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