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nope4513.bsky.social
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Coming back to work after AT

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Thanks @unitedairlinesual.bsky.social

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Just got a text from my Canadian counterpart. She's at a cocktail party at the ambassadors house. Meanwhile, our water for showers is broken for the 2nd time this week. #AT25

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I understand that I'm wrong, but im a light mode screen user. Every few months, my phone auto switches to dark, and it makes me unreasonably angry.

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Canned bacon. #AT25

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I'd use a lot more of these shutterstock images if I didn't have to photoshop out so many watermarks.

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Zuck: The average American has 3 friends

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#AT2025

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The mission is a GO

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Sir, that's called drowning

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GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

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The process of selecting a new Pope

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Chloroform me, but hold the rag with the tiny hands

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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

submitted 24 days ago • 559 comments

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

submitted 28 days ago • 67 comments

Alberto Mielgo's needs to get whatever career Neill Blompcamp was denied.

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Finally broke 800

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6 years of Film School BAY BAY! Framed #1126 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

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I don't think there is a worse out of box experience than trying to set up ANY Amazon hardware. 25 min to get a Fire Stick running. 40 min to get a Fire TV turned on.

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gm

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones

submitted 33 days ago • 99 comments

me texting my husband at the grocery store

submitted 35 days ago • 8 comments

Whenever Army asks me to do anything.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

submitted 38 days ago • 389 comments

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

submitted 38 days ago • 200 comments

I double clutched. For like, 6 takes. Take my degree away from me.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I love all natural deodorant because I get to buy deodorant and still smell like shit.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

One time, I correctly described some water as "brackish," and I've been chasing that high ever since.

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‘Who the fuck added Hanna to the group chat?’

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

There is a competitive shooting match in Maine called THE LOBSTER MATCH. As far as I'm aware, they don't sell merch.

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LATE NIGHT CHAMFER

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It's a shame no one warned, claimed, or even considered the possibility that the vague term "terrorism" could ever be abused in the future.

submitted 54 days ago • 9 comments

Rolling up to the 9-5 blasting the hardest shit I can find

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All the O's in Cheerios were stolen from Irish names at Ellis Island

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite ways to pass the time is by not watching Better Man.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin is using THE LANDLINE!

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Chonk

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Guy watching Michael Mann’s Ferrari who has only ever seen The Phantom Menace: “Now this is pod racing!”

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"Certified pre-owned cake" @khwerner.bsky.social

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A commissioned officer is asking me (not their soldier) to google things for them. The questions center around the basic functions of their job. This is all happening via text message.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like a good Gore Verbinski movie would help this whole situation.

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