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Broadcasting my irrelevant thoughts here so I don't annoy my friends and family with them
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He's too big for his favourite hiding spot but that doesnt keep him from trying

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I'm both impressed and insulted that the guy I was talking to at the bar for an hour felt comfortable enough to out himself as a giga transphobe. Thanks for letting me know you're a garbage person I'll never talk to again, but like, how did you think this conversation would go???

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Art.

submitted 37 days ago • 143 comments

Throwback to when Viktor from Arcane made incels realise, the reason they can't get a girl is not because of their pale ugly looking ass, but because of their dogshit personality

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Bible talk? Bible talk to my ass

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Criminalize blue jeans and white sneakers. I'd rather you have bad style than no style at all babe

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Hi hello my cat's broken can u fix him pls?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Man dies and goes to heaven every time i pet him

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a 15 year old girly girl proudly wearing a Twilight T-shirt. Nature is healing

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

My time perception is so cooked: At the concert the band said "we'll play an old song so you'll know how it was like back when we formed the band 15 years ago". And I thought "Wow, didn't know they've been around since the 90s

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite subgenre of Austrian news is people falling off mountain sides

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

He looked cold so I got him a warm brazier :>

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

There's an old driving school in my city with a semi-abstract painting of two girls kissing and idk if they know that that's what is depicted which makes it even better

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

They accuse Gen Alpha of being goon-brained but the coffee vending machine in my hospital waiting room has a naked lady on it

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so Arcane had a strong focus on Bot and Jungle characters, and the Noxus trailer features a lot of Mid and Top laners. My prediction is the 3rd installment will be 9 episodes of Bard's magical journey

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *goes to the bathroom to take a piss* My Cat: "She's GONE, she's DEAD, why did she LEAVE me here??!!" Me: *exits the bathroom 1min later* My Cat: "Oh hi Mark"

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Today I dreamed that Thor from @piratesoftware.live cut his hair and the whole world mourned the loss Sorry if that's creepy but it is what it is

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Just me and my bestie being a little silly-goofy, taking some pictures, nothing serious going on rn nono

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I won't be there tomorrow to comfort my cats for their first NYE firework bombardment, which makes me a bit sad. They've been very brave the past few days with the rogue fireworks and my parents take care of them while I'm with friends, so I'm sure they'll be fine. Still I wanna be thereeeee

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

First time out for a run post-surgery and I feel like I'm dying. Luckily I got some motivation - a concert I'm attending in February. I wanna be fit till then, so I can dance and jump and yell for 2hrs straight

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I ask my brother for basic consideration of others at the family christmas dinner and he gets mad and accuses me of imposing unreasonable laws and restrictions on him. My mom suggested the same thing but it's only me who's the tyrant. I should have expected drama but fsr it makes me sad every time.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

He's just like me fr

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

My mom accidentally locked the cat inside the bathroom for 2 mintues. He's traumatized beyond repair. Barely made it out alive.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Would telling someone "you look like your favourite sport is curling" be considered an insult or a compliment?

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Had to go to the doctor for an urgent issue and he looked up our treatment history even tho we didnt have an appointment??? Actually feeling very well taken care of

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments