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Democratic lawmaker from Massachusetts, Chris Flanagan, has been arrested for the embezzlement of $36k in fraud scheme. If Flanagan gets arrested for $36k, why isn’t Elon Musk or MTG arrested for the millions and billions they’ve stolen from the American people?????

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TRANS LIVES MOTHERFUCKING MATTER!!!

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Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives.

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He doesn't know anything about immigration at all

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We live in stupid times. boingboing.net/2025/04/09/t...

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MAGA isn’t a movement, it’s a support group for people who lost an argument in 8th grade and never got over it.

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ICYMI — Least surprising news of the week: Trump wants to free the informant who lied to the FBI about Biden. apnews.com/article/fbi-...

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"People need to be having more babies" is creepshow shit and also highly annoying

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i feel it needs to be reiterated: if men could give birth, abortion would be legal in all 50 states and even celebrated privately (aka locker room talk).

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i have argued before that MAGA is recapitulating antebellum pro-slavery ideas about citizenship and bodily autonomy. one thing i am also thinking about, when it comes to the rendition of people to a foreign gulag, is the way it is reminiscent of the kidnapping of free blacks for sale into slavery

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#PinkMoon Over Water" by Georgia O'Keeffe. 1923 #WomensArt #FullMoon #SuperMoon

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A helpful guide to the current state of US trade policy:

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this needs more attention

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he might be a finance and wall street guy but he has unmatched aura

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this is why i haven’t activated face ID. still using the old 8-figure passcode

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As health and environmental concerns about PFAs, or “forever chemicals,” mount nationally, states are beginning to legislate against them. Now, the chemical and consumer products industries are mounting a counterattack, deploying lawyers and lobbyists.

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Trump imposes insane tariffs, China retaliates, Trump imposes more insane tariffs, China retaliates. Trump admin behind the scenes wants China to stop retaliating & call THEM so they no longer are viewed as getting cooked, Trump stops tariffs on tech. Soy fascism. Cuck authoritarianism. Jesus fuck.

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Donald Trump is so incompetent he could bankrupt a lemonade stand during a heatwave.

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America Last, Putin First

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🦝 🧼

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Several thousand Hungarians mocked right-wing Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s moves to ban the annual Pride march by #LGBTQ+ groups, dressing in grey and carrying banners that ironically denounced colors and diversity at a rally in Budapest reut.rs/4lts0Kc

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more like antichrist bias

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if he doesn’t feel shame i guarantee im feeling it for him. along with every other remotely sane person in this country. jesus christ. we are at vatican cardinal self-flagellating levels of shame and self-loathing

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RFK believes that he is one of the genetic elect and that it is a violation of the natural order to either impose on the genetic elect with public health OR prevent nature from taking its course with those who are predestined to biological damnation.

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feeling really grateful that i got my puppy in a time of super-conscientious improved nutrition for dogs. i know all brands can’t be trusted but im just so glad people have stepped up the dog food and treat game so they can live long, healthy lives

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Hours ago, @politico.com revealed that DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts — likely explaining why many US citizens, green card holders, and even a Canadian (in Canada) got threatening emails last night terminating “your parole” and telling them to leave the US in 7 days.

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“I’ve been disappeared because a rainforest killing plagiarism machine picked me out of a hat”, coming to a dystopia near you

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new york times article a year from now, probably

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Epic Trolling by The Chinese Embassy. 🔥

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Undocumented migrants pay $100 billion in income taxes alone, yet can't qualify to get social security or medicare. Billionaires are the ones draining your economy, not immigrants. Wake up!

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“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“ Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.

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