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northbloke.bsky.social
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That's just blatantly homophobic-it should have been a tiara!
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Only one thing to do - risqué underwear shoots and constant thirst traps until she unfollows in disgust!
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Won't they be too damp by the time they get here?
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No, you'd never catch him that close to a salad...
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Did they at least let the video run so you got the views as well?
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You couldn't shift some of mine as well while you're at it could you?
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Villain won't be a tax auditor, they'll be a union rep!
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But why does the mothman have bird wings?
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Walkin' dog?
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Did you get each other Valentine's gifts?
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What do you mean "were"? ☹️
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To be fair, TERFs have also always wanted to "grab them by the pussy". You know, just to check...
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Gimme a chance, I had to go to the shops to buy tissues...
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I really hope you've bought more litter trays...
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And the OnlyFans link is....?
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They're having their own staff fight...
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Aidan Turner Poldark or Robin Ellis Poldark (showing my age there...)?
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That's not the option we want to know about and you know it!
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The worst thing is, that description still doesn't narrow it down enough!
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How can they be so wrong? In the UK, livers are carried on a poker, not a stick!
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You haven't squashed your pushy have you?
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It's really tough to know what to do. I really want to leave Facebook but since moving cities it's my main way of keeping in touch with old friends. 😔
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She's still playing Philomena in it though, right?
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Not the weirdest thing I've read on Trip Advisor but it's up there!
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Dress up as Tuvix, they'll soon find you!
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Hehehe.... Hieronymus...
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You've been told before - when you go to the pictures you keep your clothes on!
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Your nan after you ask her about it: "what doll?"
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Go on, you know it'll look so much better at home...
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That would have resulted in a destroyed controller if it had been me!
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If the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come wants to get his bony tit out, who are we to judge?
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I think you need to clarify: are you talking about the dog in the story or next door's dog who's really annoying?
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What do you mean? I perform all my satanic rituals at Christmas!
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I'm obviously too sweet and innocent (or just too old) - what the hell's a BBL?
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Just think what it'll do for your calves...
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You been drinking the tippex again??
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Is that a cat calendar from '69 or....? 😻
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So that's why you didn't use it for the book - already taken!
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Poor bairn!
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Not possible, Kennedy wasn't a middle class woman of a certain age...
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I see it like being at a party, standing with people having a conversation but not needing to contribute yourself. Pretty much what I do IRL anyway!
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Mostly a consumer here. Enjoy reading the conversations but rarely contribute to them.
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A good old fry up!
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I expect you to go full on White Lotus with lots of evil gays!
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Still debating whether the nip slip makes this NSFW...
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At least we now know how the Bigfoot rumours started...