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@naheednenshi.bsky.social Hey Nenshi, how’s your French?

<sigh> Go Jets.

Save On had Black Forest cake on sale for $12. Today is our cat’s 6th birthday, so we were able to justify it.

Omg did someone actually yell “LEAD US BIG DADDY” at Carney at a rally lmfaoooooo (I saw this on r/onguardforthee and haven’t independently verified!!!)

“I’m sorry sweetie, you can’t put a horse in your penis” is not a sentence anyone has ever had to say before but here we are. #toddlerparent

I had surgery back in November. I was referred for eye surgery on Monday because I woke up too fast and ripped open an old scar. Today I was told I need my gallbladder out. I really thought the warranty on this meat suit would be a bit longer than 35ish years.

If you’re worried about your kids growth, just buy 3 boxes of diapers when they’re on sale and they will be guaranteed to out grown them before you’re halfway through the first box. 🤦‍♀️

Elbows up.

Spring forward into hell, Daylight savings time. -love, every toddler parent

Canada, to America.

My porch flock is all decked out for March.

Was that an earthquake?

LOL. That guy went to Juilliard.

@mollylewis.wtf I saw this from a distance and was initially very excited. Until I got closer and saw it was actually your nemesis!

I wrote a thing about Canada, nationalism, and what it’s like to see your country threatened during a year of exploring the world

is this anything

Who is deciding toddler sizes and what are they on? The 4T is too small on him and the 5T pants come up to his nipples. What do we do?!

Reasons my toddler is crying: He only wanted 1, single bubble in his bubble bath.

Went to my first @seattlekraken.com home game last night. Thanks @krisferderer.com for the invite (and the sofa) and a huge thanks to @bloomsindarkness.bsky.social for solo parenting for the night so I could go to Seattle on 3 hours notice. What a game! And a hat trick! Hockey bliss.