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rapid unscheduled torment nexus disassembly expert — nonbinary, she/they — writes Racket — @doitwithalambda on twitter
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The number of people I talk to who are scared of Oakland, scared of San Francisco (lol), or scared of BART... it's nuts.

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

NEW: California sues the US govt, claiming that its commandeering of the California National Guard—"without consent or even official notice to the governor"—is beyond the scope of its powers and a violation of the 10th Amendment and the APA. oag.ca.gov/system/files...

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truly wild how many r/law questions there are right now asking "Is it unconstitutional to X" only to receive the answer "yes but it doesn't matter"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Abolishing ICE isn't enough. They all belong in the Hague, every last one of them.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 5 days ago • 242 comments

the mortifying ordeal of being known versus the infinite joy of sharing the goss with your pals

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

submitted 5 days ago • 314 comments

you can't tell at first because this is written in the exonerative tense, but she was shot *by another police officer*

submitted 4 days ago • 76 comments

you can tell haskellers are all about shibari. bind? tying the knot? freak shit

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

ah, so you wish to avoid mutation? have you considered using continuations? or as I like to call them, Scarier Mutation?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

asking nicely for bonus adderall at the pharmacy because my current side project requires understanding continuations

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?

submitted 5 days ago • 54 comments

I'm working on a cooperative async-await structured concurrency framework for Racket and hell yeah I just got it working

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

deontology is the most cucked ethical framework, I will not elaborate

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

me before watching tonight's Game Changer episode: oh wow a drinking game? huh, I'm not sure how I feel about glorifying excessive alcohol consumption that much, seems kinda out of character for the show. me after watching the episode: LOL. LMAO. FUCK YOU SAM REICH.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

very funny that I could tell the call I was receiving was AI voiced spam because the AI couldn't figure out how to properly pronounce "iPhone"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

submitted 11 days ago • 87 comments

I do so love crop top weather

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments