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It’s diarrheacist

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dunno if this got posted on bsky yet

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Violent Femmes have one of the most distinct and underrated sounds and everybody should be a fan

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

The Violent Femmes “Kiss Off” is my favorite song about counting to ten.

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I forgot the word "macrame"

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Please stop calling my life crisis “mid”

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

submitted 16 hours ago • 23 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 17 hours ago • 521 comments

guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter his wife brittani: how about steoffani geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*

submitted 138 days ago • 26 comments

Caress me down, and I shall become more Sublime than you could possibly imagine

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“Abolish ICE” is now the moderate compromise position. The new demand should be: - prosecute ICE leadership - blackball ICE employees from ever working in government again - dissolve DHS - mandatory uniform for all fed LEOs is “Barney Fife”-core - drown the 1033 program in a bathtub

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

A clowns nards should be called jesticles

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

submitted 6 days ago • 51 comments

Today was my first day working in disorganized crime. I set fire to the wrong house and lost the keys to the getaway car. My boss is very pleased.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Ursula K L Egguin’s “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelettes”

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june is almost here and my brain keeps coming back to this new years tweet from @pookleblinky.bsky.social

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